Right wing mentalists

I've been doing my usual Sunday morning routine: rather than go to church, I sit around in my pants, drink coffee and read articles written by right wing mentalists.

I love this way of relaxing on a Sunday morning: my iced coffee (it's pretty hot here now), my underwear, the light blocked by two blinds, the gentle, rhythmic sound of the neighbours installing a new bathroom for the second day running. And The mentalists.

The right wing mentalists are amazing. They are so completely wrong… so utterly bad, that every single one of their message boards and websites is like a new issue of Private Eye!! They are all like a mixture of Monty Burns, Richard Nixon and Margaret Thatcher! Pure comedy genius marred only slightly by the fact that they always seem to be the ones who end up controlling things. And when they're in control, they seem to have a natural tendency to do things like the Vietnam war. What an extravagant catastrophe! What a monumental defeat! Iraq, this famous victory, this moral war, this pearl of Arabia is fucked. It was fucked up by the Americans. They did the original fucking-up. Then they helped it fuck up Iran. Then they fucked it up some more. There followed a 10 year period of almost daily fucking-up of everything. Then they completely fucked it up. They're still fucking it up right now! Even as I write, thousands of under-trained, under-educated, amoral dumb-ass 'special force' dick-head Americans are fucking Iraq up. Oh there are some British dick-heads there too. And a dozen Australians or so. But broadly, it is Americans who fucked, are fucking and will fuck Iraq up.

And then they go on message boards and write this kind of stuff

That Jon in particular sounds like a right prize twerp. I hate these guys.

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June 27, 2004 | Filed Under General 

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