Alan Partridge to return?!!??
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-13172474,00.html
So the story is that Alan Partridge (possibly the funniest ever comedy creation), failed TV host, local radio DJ and writer, might try and kickstart his career in LA. In America. That would be absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!
To remind you of (or introduce you to) Alan, here's an excerpt from the final episode of I'm Alan Partridge (series one):
[Various scenes of the fair follow, with Alan providing a commentary on the PA system.]
Alan: Fire! Fire! The fayre's on fire! [No one pays any attention] I'm joking of course, it's not, but that's the kind of thing you can see from... the... oh, what are they called? The local fire brigade, I don't know the district, in tent four. My own tip is 'never throw water on a fat fire', it'll take your face off. The stocks are now open for custard pie throwing. Tell you who I'd like to put in the stocks - Tony Hayers. He's the Chief Commissioning Editor of BBC Television. And it wouldn't be custard pies I'd be throwing at him, either. I'd like to throw cabbages, hot Bovril and gravel. I don't know if you're familiar with BBC commissioning policy, they are obliged to contract out a certain percentage of their programmes to independent programme-makers, and...I mean... you're not even listening, are you? You people. Er, I'm going. It's all wrapping up in about an hour, anyway, so I don't think you'll miss me. Thank you, goodbye.
This has been borrowed without asking from http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/ where you will find loads of other scripts and so on.
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Nick's website
Is ok. Quite funny really.
http://www.fortunecity.com/oasis/miami/368/index.html
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Who??
Pete Townshend of The Who refused to allow Michael Moore to use one of his songs in Fahrenheit 9/11. He explains that he is not sure about Mr Moore's "credentials" and compares his "nature" to that of George Bush.
An excellent point, Pete. The thing is, you're hardly the guy to lecture on credentials or judgement, now are you? Read the Guardian story here: http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1261143,00.html
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Holidays
Some photos from our holiday in La Mancha and in Els Valentins. You may notice: Bulls, Ostriches, Mantae, Fishes, High speed trains, Sunsets, some other stuff. The poor quality of the images is the direct result of using my Nokia camera phone rather than a costly (and better) digital camera.

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We're on holiday in La Mancha, in G's mother's village.
This is my first trip into the interior, the 'real' Spain. I am posting images too, but only to my other website: http://thebadrash.20six.co.uk - this is all via my mobile, so don't expect any advanced html!
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Guardian continues to fuel Blair/Brown war
The Guardian, long an agent provocateur in the apparent ar between Tony Blair and Chancellor Gordon Brown appeared to be making its wildest claims yet this evening.
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Awesome weekend
We had one of those great summer weekends... drinks on a terrace, fireworks and champagne on the beach, followed by a suprisingly successful family meal in Tarragona, followed by a midnight barbecue on the roof, and snorkelling at Cala Sant Fransesc. No pictures because I was having such a great time.
Flights to Australia will be booked by tonight!!!!!!!! Woohoo!
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Happiness – Elliott Smith
I've always preferred sad songs.
Sadness seems a much more honest, natural feeling than happiness.
Happiness must be blind, sadness is true.
(not to worry: I am not turning goth. just musing about how sad music is better, ok?)
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"Time and again I tell myself / I'll stay clean tonight" (A Million Little Pieces)
I'm reading James Frey's non-fiction account of the experience of going to an addiction treatment centre at the age of 23, suffering a monstrous addiction to alcohol and crack.
It's written brilliantly, has a general feeling of truth and confession, is funny, sad and scary.
There's something very thrilling, in a wholly unpleasant way, about reading this sad story. It has scared the wits out of me, despite the fact that I am neither an alcoholic nor a crack addict. Perhaps it is Frey's inner voice which seems logical, even sensible when he talks about the 12 steps method of curing addiction, but I have a strong sense of sympathy reading the story.
It's not easy reading. Episodes including a dual root-canal operation - without any painkillers or anaesthetic - and meetings with his parents, are nauseating and heartbreaking in turn. I can't read it for too long, but that's because it's so good.
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