Sweet Revenge?
As we approach the new year, most broadcasters are preparing reviews of the year. The BBC is no exception, a large portion of its portal (front page) today is taken up with asking "How was it for you?" referring, I suppose, to 2004.
The BBC had a terrible year. They recently lost a chairman and a director-general because a government inquiry found them culpable in a case which questioned the veracity of supporting evidence for the Iraq war. And this year they had to settle for an unpopular choice as their new DG.
Could there be any coincidence that the BBC chose a picture of a tearful, not-a-minister-anymore David Blunkett as the centre image for its end of year review collage? The BBC and the media at large pushed the Blunkett story quite healthily. Is there a subtext behind the subtitle How Was It For You?
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Royal Trux :: Accelerator
For the last couple of weeks, I have spent a lot of time listening to some favourite albums from the last few years. Specifically, I have been relentlessly turning up Fuzzy Logic by the Super Furry Animals, Screamadelica by Primal Scream and what must be a strong contender for 'best rock n roll album ever':

Accelerator by Royal Trux.
From the first line Now you know I'm ready/Can't you see I'm ready in the song er "I'm Ready", with its sick riff and crap sounding, but ultimately perfect drum fills, this album is unparalleled. It's a combination of all the Trux's best features; kick-ass teenage lyrics, dirty fuzzy/warped guitar parts, electronic drums, drugs, dancing, Keith Richards, long breaks, fast fills and Steven Segal.
Best songs: undoubtedly "The Banana Question", "Juicy, Juicy, Juice" and "Song for Steven S" are my absolute favourites. "Another Year" is also excellent, as are all of the other songs. I feel like I'm going to be talking about this album for the next thirty years, and only a few special people will ever like it. Even Primal Scream agreed that
"Royal Trux are the best band in the world, and Accelerator is the best album ever made - it's so good that we chose to name one of the songs on our platinum selling XTRMNTR album after it - this is an act of worship, not of theft!" (or words to that effect).
One of the very best things about the Trux is trying to work out what words they are singing. Now, I am not the only person who has noticed this, but there are a large number of super poncey dickheads who act like to admit you can't understand the words in one song is like walking around screaming about how much you love the Rembrandts or something. Clearly, it is nothing like that. I hate the Rembrandts. But I do have some trouble with some of the lyrics. Did you ever love you a / Sealed up sack / So bad you had to / I don't know but I think he says Czar after that.
Of course, the ultimate in difficult to detect lyrics must be what happens behind the ultimate guitar solos ever. I am, of course, talking about 'Juicy, Juicy, Juice' - in the first verse, I can only make out: "...something something about those things/ Well even if I had to set it back/ Fly like a (mother/mama) (to/through) the bullet-holes/ In front of the cops, cut to hanging it loose/ We paid our membership dues". Now, I can see that this looks like complete gibberish but you must understand that it is a labour of love, trying to obtain a meaning from these lyrics. I remember the joy of finally decrypting the frankly simple "Red light/ Makes 'em think we're going the wrong way/ Wrong way!" in 'The Banana Question'. Trux lyrics are, even during their simplest phases, extremely freeform. They're not just words, they're part and parcel with the elaborately designed slack-sound of the music. Jazz poetry. Rap.
In 'Liar', we are treated to some classic Trux counterpoint as Neil and Jen echo eachother in what? An argument ? They both howl "Don't be a liar!" at strategic moments, so maybe they're both talking to someone else. I got a taste in my mouth/ Just like a burning tyre/ I forgot what I knew with you/Don't be a liar! Riff. Organ. Drums. Solo. Noise. Words. If there is a better soundtrack to my kind of party, I'd like to hear it. No forget it. What is that, the Rembrandts?
'Song For Steven S' is the first Royal Trux song I ever heard. It's a bit difficult, because the song has been claimed for numerous Steven S's (Spielberg, Soderberg, Smith) - I still tell everyone who asks - and many who don't - that it's all about Steven Segal, "You don't know how the camera works/ But there's always someone there to fix 'em" - I don't know, if you think it was another Steven then that's ok.
This album is just great, OK? If you can't get that then you lose. It's difficult for me to find an album from the 90's which rings so pure and strong now. Maybe Screamadelica. Maybe Fuzzy Logic. Maybe Loveless. Maybe Discovery. I don't know - all of those albums (and many, many others) just seem to fade into obscurity and comedy when I play Accelerator. Perhaps I have burnt my brain out by listening to it too much? But I genuinely, honestly believe that this album is One of the best and most important of the 1990's. We'll see, cos there are plenty of bands right now ripping off the Clash and Television. Lets wait another five years for the Trux-alikes to come along (apart, that is, from the obvious ones like White Stripes andThe Kills).
OK so Royal Trux have completely split (it happened ages ago, it still pisses me off). Jen (now calling herself JJ Rox) has a new album out and what I have heard of it is pretty good. Accelerator style.
Follow the Winner.
Album review: Accelerator by Royal Trux. 1 out of 1. This album is one of my 5 all time top best ones.
Update: Actually, I'm not a massive fan of Jennifer's RTX stuff. Check out Neil Hagerty's solo albums and the Howling Hex for some really interesting music.
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It's Christmas
You know it's a special occaision of some sort when you get to drink Cava at your desk (and not get bollocked for it).
Merry Xmas.
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Software Patents
S T O P Members of the EU Council on Agriculture and Fishery, please read the following: | |
Subj: Software Patent Directive on Agricultural Council List of A-Items | ![]() |
Dear EU Minister of Agriculture and Fisheries, At the Agricultural Council's meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday, the Directive' COM 2002/0047 (COD) "On the Patentability of Computer-Implemented Inventions" (Software Patent Directive) is likely to be inserted into the list of A-items in the last minute. This list should not be accepted. Please object when the Council President asks for confirmation of the agenda (at the beginning), and demand the removal of the software patent directive from the list of A items. The Council's rules of procedure demand that the provisional agenda be sent 14 days in advance. In this case, the software patent directive was set on the agenda no earlier than 2 working days in advance. According to Article 3 Items 7-8 of the Council's Rules of Procedure, it is enough if one country objects to this late tabling, but support for removal may be expected from several countries. The proposed text does not enjoy a qualified majority. It has been inserted into the agenda on the basis of questionable interpretations if not violations of the Council's Rules of Procedure.
The software patent directive is creating great difficulties for the Council because the Council has been nominating the goats to be the gardeners. The "Intellectual Property (Patent) Working Party" consists of the very national patent administrators who in personal union also run the European Patent Office. They have been unwilling to deal constructively with the questions at hand. They have ignored the substantial amendments of the European Parliament without justification and without addressing the problems of economic policy which the Parliament tried to address. They have in fact merely restated their previous agreement of November 2002, in which they had recited recent doctrines of the European Patent Office. These doctrines, in effect, authorise the monopolisation of business methods, algorithms, data structures and process descriptions in the same way as in the USA, without any effective limitation. The gap between these doctrines and the Parliament's proposal is so wide that it will be impossible to overcome it within the procedure of a second reading. The Council has yet to begin a real first reading and to deliver a text which at least shows some willingness to face the issues. Now is the opportunity to take this first step. If it it is not taken in the Council's first reading, then the directive is unlikely to get anywhere in the next steps of the co-decision procedure. In Summary:
Yours sincerely, Please find further information at
If you are not a minister of Agriculture of Fishery, please continue here. | |
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Personal Radio
I've got this thing for free for the next couple of weeks. The idea is that I have a plugin in my iTunes which sends data to audioscrobbler.com about which songs I'm listening to. After it has gathered enough data, it connects with last.fm who have a large repository of digitised music. Now you can click this link and listen to my personal selection while you go about your surfing. There's a decent degree of variety in there (as long as you like David Bowie and Elliott Smith) - but you can skip tracks or try another user's selection if you get bored.
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I hate 'private' blogs.
Why don't you just NOT HAVE A BLOG if you only allow friends to read it? Who gives an ass what you've got to say anyway you prissy sods?
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Iraq deployment
Guide to preparation for deployment in Iraq... pretty funny.
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The Guardian | Judges' verdict on terror laws provokes constitutional crisis
Good news, this. This government has been too keen to step over human rights when it has suited it.Not that it'll make any difference.
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Christmas Shopping "Sexy But…True Love Waits"
While browsing the online shops for suitable gifts, I stumbled over this book. Looks like a real cracker.
My favourite quote: "Being completely frank about his own cringe-worthy adolescent experiences and mistakes immediately brings John Bicknall into line with where teenagers are at". With where teenagers are at.
Now this sounds like the book for me. Just as long as it doesn't get religious.
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"I'm as keen as the next person to preserve the right to free speech…"
...BUT!
David Blunkett is a fundamentally unpopular man - amongst his colleagues
and throughout the country. He has introduced legislation during his
time as home secretary which could genuinely be seen as obstructive
towards human rights.
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Kilroy in shit (eats own words?) !!!!
Robert Kilroy-Silk had slurry thrown over him today in an act of genius.
Those who haven't had the pleasure of a Kilroy soundbite may be unaware that he is a former Labour MP who became a TV chatshow host and gradually became more and more right wing. He was sacked by the BBC after he said that Arabs are all 'suicide bombers, limb-amputators, women repressors'. He became more extreme (if that can be believed) and joined the UK Independence party (sort of a Keep England White / Keep Women In The Kitchen / 100 Years War fan-club). After a much hyped showing in the European elections, he embarrassed the EU Parliament and attempted to sieze leadership of the party. He failed in his leadership bid, and is no longer with UKIP.
He still isn't very happy about this spoof site containing an extract from JAM, the Chris Morris comedy series.
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not much of a blog, this
this is all pretty crap. I think I'm going to do a new design.
Some cool horse-inspired "graf" and b3ta paintmashes.
Hot pink to keep us warm through this accursed winter.
I have stepped back into the house (Discovery. Daft Punk)
Are guitars still going strong? I strolled the aisles in fnac but all I found was pap.

oh oh oh what became of the likely lads?
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Australia photos
Long time no see.
We have recently returned from a fantastic holiday in Australia and Singapore, visiting family.
The first batch of photos (which were actually the last photos taken) is visible here.
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