BB Craig is stupid

This year's Big Brother has been a real mixed bag. There have been a couple of good points (Makosi), a lot of boring stuff, and two or three really unpleasant housemates. Of these, Craig is undoubtedly the worst. Even sulky/arrogant Maxwell wasn't as bad as Craig. That's because - much as I didn't like him - Maxwell isn't completely stupid.

There's a brilliant sketch in Jam with a character who runs an employment agency which specialises in supplying stupid people for a variety of jobs which require 'special' skills.
"Arguing, for example. Stupid people are very good at arguing… because they don't realise when they're wrong." - The stupid person in the sketch manages to get her boss out of a £200 parking fine because she's so stupid that she irritates the parking attendant into telling her to "Go away".

BB Craig is one of these people. He is so phenomenally stupid that he is thinks it's ok to just repeat what his opponent has accused him of in an argument e.g Science says "Craig, you're not a man - I remember you when you came in the house" to which Craig responds "You're not a man"). He drives anyone with a sense of logic to utter distraction. Hence, poor Science has to leave after about five minutes of every argument they ever have.

Science, in fact, made a decent point when he referred to Craig's complete change since the first couple of weeks. Despite the fact he has put on weight, Craig has tried to become 'top man' in the house - and even went as far as claiming that he was more manly than Anthony (who, while not the most butch chap in the world, has a more manly attitude of not spouting crap in a put on accent all day and all night). Science said something along the lines of "Yeah, I've been the same since day one… you - a shaved head a nd a lot of foot massages, that's how you got to where you are now". And I haven't even mentioned his revolting display of 'emotion' when his two 'best friends' where evicted.

Never trust a man who tries to make it all about him.

Fortunately, what with Craig being so stupid, he hasn't realised that teaming up with self-hating Derek is like making a deathwish.

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July 19, 2005 | Filed Under General 

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