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11Oct/050

Deborah Orr update

The BBC have a section on their website called NewsWatch which has a page on the (now infamous) Deborah Orr incident. I seem to be the only blogger to have mentioned it, but I've had a fair few people coming to thebadrash.com from a search about this story.

I feel that I should also add that I wasn't upset by Ms Orr's language in any way; I was just surprised that as part of a debate on how to improve children's behaviour, she didn't consider that by swearing live on TV at 8 in the morning, she turned herself into something of a self fulfilling prophecy.

I thought it was pretty funny, and it took me back to listening to a documentary about the Sex Pistols' notorious appearance on the Bill Grundy TV Show which ended in a tirade of swearing. One viewer interviewed after the incident sent shockwaves through the British Empire said that in his fury, he had kicked his TV over.

9Oct/050

Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan: Alan Partridge

A good site here with a few random quotes from the various Alan Partridge series.

My favourite: "Go to London. I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to london, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway."

9Oct/050

Image gallery

What the gallery looks like I've added a new feature to thebadrash.com/: an image gallery featuring all of the terrible photos that we've taken over the last few months. There are also about five good pictures. At the moment, the pictures aren't categorised or ordered really, so there may be a bit of a random feel about the whole thing! Also, I've run into issues getting all the thumbnails created. And the images are far too big!

Click here to open the new gallery.

7Oct/053

Bloc Party Dull Shocker

As if you couldn't tell from their boring music, Bloc party reveal in an exclusive interview with the Guardian today just how dull they really are! Moaning about the kids having too much fun sums up the attitude of these 'technical rockers' - the bands out to complete the destruction of rock'n'roll music.

Indie music has a lot to answer for - dull meaningless songs about cleaning your shoes, droney wet sods complaining about the rain, nihilistic bank clerks denying themselves - and Bloc Party (along with Franz Ferdinand) represent the lowest ebb of indie music. Pure as the driven snow patrol, a bunch of nice boys with nothing to say and saying it quietly. I will never comprehend how people can get excited about this music. The only polite way to explain it is that other people work much harder than me and therefore cannot afford to invest the same energy as I have. It's easier reading the NME.

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Edit: I make no apologies for my taste, but I fully respect anyone's right to enjoy any kind of music they choose. This is my blog after all.

7Oct/050

Bush: God made me do it

Say a prayer for George Bush George Bush has finally come clean about why he took the decision to invade Iraq. According to a Palestinian politician, Mr Bush said that he was commanded by God to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and that God had also charged him with finding a solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict. In many ways, Mr Bush's claims are something of a relief. I find it a relief because it means that either Mr Bush has startlingly poor judgement, which really just vindicates everything I thought about him; or it illustrates that he is a callous liar who holds nothing sacred when it comes to achieving his personal goals - something I also believed about him.

Politically, Mr Bush has made a mistake. he seems to have strayed onto territory that his advisors have done well to keep him away from. The evangelical claptrap may well work on middle-America (and I'm not even sure of that...) - but it will cut less ice abroad. It also puts further pressure on his allies. I.E Tony Blair.

Will Tony Blair claim that he too was visited by God? I don't believe that Mr Blair has much faith in anything except himself, but now it seems that he too was simply doing God's bidding. The thing is that Mr Bush may be able to stand up and say hogwash like 'God made me do it', but Tony Blair can't. This isn't because we don't respect religious belief in England. It's because a man should always be personally responsible for his own actions, and that he should control his urges, rather than his urges controlling him. Also, we don't traditionally like evangelical pomposity very much. Which is probably why we're better at doing business and winning wars than the Americans... but I digress.

This guy puts it better than me:

"History is littered with examples of people doing the most bizarre and sometimes wicked things on this basis," said Andrew Blackstock, director of the British-based Christian Socialist Movement. "If Bush really wants to obey God during his time as president he should start with what is blindingly obvious from the Bible rather than perceived supernatural messages.

"That would lead him to the rather less glamorous business of prioritising the needs of the poor, the downtrodden and the marginalised in his own country and abroad.

"When we see more policies reflecting that, it might be easier to believe he has God on his side. And more likely that God might speak to him."

Amen to that.

6Oct/050

Trux=Shit?

Katie the journalist I just found this hugely enjoyable review of the Royal Trux album Pound For Pound. It's from some newspaper in Portland. The reviewer doesn't much like Royal Trux.
To be fair to her, Pound For Pound isn't the best Trux album. I love all of their records, but then I'm partial. What really gets me is what it was exactly that Katie doesn't like about Royal Trux. It's the repetition of two chords, the Sesame Street moments and their name!

C'mon, Katie! You can do better than that. I think Jennifer's hair was awful around then too.
That's a picture of Katie drinking a beer. She knows her rock'n'roll.

4Oct/054

The battle of baclava

Baclava - the stuff of interracial conflict While looking for some website that Tuixent had told Gemma about - but which Gemma couldn't remember the name of - I stumbled upon this recipe page. While it starts out as an innocent question asking about the origins of baclava (a sweet dessert), the debate soon devolves into a miniature east-Mediterranean war, with Greeks and Turks at eachother's throats claiming ownership of the delicious morsel.

Sample quotes that only go to show that frankly, some people seem capable of starting a war over anything:

"First of all, I want say that you're all f..kheads! "Turks are this, Turks are that!". Well, I've got a few words for you rebels!(Greeks, Armenians, Serbs...(especially for Greeks!))"

"Yes, although the English, French, Italians, Armenians, Greeks, Arabs, Bulgarians, etc. ALL FOUGHT AGAINST TURKEY. BUT TURKEY KICKED THEIR ASS. WE ARE HEROES."

"Stupid Turks no education there is no country turkey you made up the name it was called Persia Asia minor you imbecile, you named it after a stupid bird, turkey you should have called it chicken,"

It is sad that people argue like this over a honey and nut based cake, and perhaps sadder that some people think that Turkey was named after a bird. The most interesting claim made on the site is that in fact, baclava doesn't come from Greece, Turkey, Macedonia or anywhere like that. It actually comes from Kigali, so there.

4Oct/050

Behave yourself

The columnist Deborah Orr was on BBC Breakfast just now explaining why she thought children don't behave very well these days. She said it was hard for parents to combat the ubiquitousness of sexual imagery, drug story lines and foul language everywhere in the media and in the street. She backed up her point by saying the word 'fuck' live on air... but then clearly she's not part of the problem, because she's a member of the privileged intelligentsia.

Let's just hope that her daughter doesn't read daddy's books, eh?

3Oct/050

1st Post

The New Bad Rash

I have to fix the template, but this is the new website.

It has a range of new features and one hundred times the storage space, amongst other benefits over the old system.

The only major bug currently seems to be that old comments have a bad timestamp.

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2Oct/054

Some pictures

I've been messing about with the camera today.




Also saw this wierd plane... does anyone know what it is?

Edit: I have now discovered that this amazing aeroplane is an Airbus A300-600ST Super Transporter - or 'Beluga'. There are only five in existence but I have no idea why one was flying over the Vallès Occidental! It could be connected with some sort of airshow nearby: last year we saw a EuroFighter showing off.