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3Nov/052

Office song

Yesterday, we launched our new website at work, and also celebrated the 1st birthday of another of the company's projects. The company threw a sort of mini party with a couple of bottles of Cava and some cakes to mark the day. It was the usual sort of faintly uncomfortable flop that always occurs when a group of people who work in the same firm are forced to socialise with eachother (ie they didn't give us enough Cava).

At one point, as if to encourage us to get into the party spirit, some of my colleagues encouraged a German girl to sing 'Happy Birthday'. To the project. Clearly, someone had heard that she 'can sing really well' or something. She clearly also believes this. So she sang 'Happy Birthday' in Spanish. her voice is like one of those people who tries to go on Operación Triunfo: technically, probably quite good... but not brilliant. The moment was just embarrassing enough that it it has stuck with me. it wasn't as bad as anything David Brent would do, but it gave me the most unpleasant feeling of being part of something that takes itself too seriously.

Maybe it's an English thing - maybe we don't really enjoy public displays of happiness unless they're connected to football. I don't think so... it was more justthat the mediocrity of us all was rammed home by the technically good but otherwise dull rendition of a trite and ubiquitous song on an event that meant very little to anyone in the room.

(ie - they didn't give us enough cava).

3Nov/050

Headphobe – new album!


Headphobe (aka my brother) has just unleashed his first album on the world of music. Metanoia is a combination of a lot of mental music like gabba, breakcore and more! The press release:

Headphobe (aka Ned Clarke) has been rinsing the underground scene at clubnights, parties, and raves here in Bristol and across the southwest for the past 3 years.

Headphobe has headlined nights at The Thekla and The Black Swan, his music has had people dancing in a frenzied state for hours and hours to his unique dancefloor sounds at all the best local underground clubnights including... Epoch, Kuantum_Window, Plummet, Toxic Dancehall, Dissident, DMT, Monkey!Knife!Fight!, P.R.A.N.K., Kuntz... supporting many highly respected producers including... Venetian Snares, Hellfish, Crystal Distortion, Chris Clarke, D'Kat, Hammer Damage, Black Sun Empire.
This week Headphobe is performing at Plummet in support of Mu-Ziq.

Headphobe will be performing around the UK in the coming year to promote his debut 12" vinyl 'Metanoia', while he works towards his follow up release in 2006.

Headphobe will also be contributing some new tracks to the upcoming 1 MAN ARMY RECORDS 2xCD Compilation.

'Metanoia' is the debut Headphobe release and pulls together the raw atmosphere and the excitable energy of Headphobe's live set onto record for the first time.

Go to 1 Man Army and buy it now, suckers.

The site does now support e-sales!

1Nov/051

L'Estatut

Those who live in Catalonia, along with those who are simply interested in the region's struggle for self government, will be watching the next few weeks with interest.

Catalonia's government, the Generalitat (or rather Parlament), has proposed a series of changes to the statute that enshrines the autonomy of Catalonia. The new Estatut basically sets out to reinforce the concept of the Catalan nation as a separate entity to that of Spain. Anyone who's still reading this will probably be aware of the huge importance Catalans attach to their nationality and difference from Spaniards, and will probably be aware of my opinions on the subject.

Not to put too fine a point on it, I consider myself to be a sort of non-Catalan Catalan republican. I have read the history of the issue and certainly side with the Esquerra Republicana when it comes to their most basic aim: the independence (and republicanism) of Catalonia. Indeed, I support a Spanish republic... but I do feel that Spain could slip into civil unrest (if not war) if a republic were declared.

Anyway, the Generalitat has sent their new Estatut to the Spanish government in Madrid where it will meet skepticism from Spanish Socialists (the ruling party) and out right damnation from the Partido Popular - that bastion of fascists and the nemesis of Catalonia (I'm not misusing the word fascist here... just take a look at the origins of this young political party, and you see that it is absolutely the creation of the crumbling fascist dictatorship). There's going to be a big fight over this Estatut which some commentators are saying could lead to a split in the ruling Socialist party.

What (mostly right wing) people are worried about is that the 1978 Spanish Constitution will somehow be cancelled out if Catalonia is referred to as a nation. They feel that if Catalonia is referred to in this way, it will mean that legally, the Spanish nation is not really a nation. For me, this is one of the reasons why the Estatut is a great idea. The 1978 Constitution was forced on a nation still rightly fearful of a re-establishment of the former dictatorship - the parliament had recently agreed an 'Act of Forgetting' which absolved all fascists from any crimes they had committed during the civil war they started, and the 40 year dictatorship they imposed afterwards. For this reason, the Spanish Constitution needs to be reformed anyway. L'Estatut is just the start of a range of changes needed to address the modern idea of what Spain is. That and the fact that Catalans want to control their own finances. And it's going to be debated in Madrid starting this week, I believe.

What we can look forward to is a Socialist party divided along lines of nationality, but essentially not unhappy with L'Estatut. They will be forced to make changes to the document, but how far they are forced to move is still not clear. Which makes the next few weeks of great importance when it comes to the movement for rewriting the Spanish Constitution.

The English text of L'Estatut is available from the Generalitat's webiste here. More information about these issues can be found in the Catalunya section.

1Nov/0511

Best Mate is no more

This is a very sad story. My favourite line is: "...at least he didn't do anything terrible like fall or break a leg. We will all miss him very much."

Yeah thank God he had the decency to die like a real horse and not one of those namby pamby wusses who would break a leg. It reminds me of the sad case of a horse who died last year. Can anyone remember the name? I think he was called King, but I may be wrong.

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