Office song
Yesterday, we launched our new website at work, and also celebrated the 1st birthday of another of the company's projects. The company threw a sort of mini party with a couple of bottles of Cava and some cakes to mark the day. It was the usual sort of faintly uncomfortable flop that always occurs when a group of people who work in the same firm are forced to socialise with eachother (ie they didn't give us enough Cava).
At one point, as if to encourage us to get into the party spirit, some of my colleagues encouraged a German girl to sing 'Happy Birthday'. To the project. Clearly, someone had heard that she 'can sing really well' or something. She clearly also believes this. So she sang 'Happy Birthday' in Spanish. her voice is like one of those people who tries to go on Operación Triunfo: technically, probably quite good... but not brilliant. The moment was just embarrassing enough that it it has stuck with me. it wasn't as bad as anything David Brent would do, but it gave me the most unpleasant feeling of being part of something that takes itself too seriously.
Maybe it's an English thing - maybe we don't really enjoy public displays of happiness unless they're connected to football. I don't think so... it was more justthat the mediocrity of us all was rammed home by the technically good but otherwise dull rendition of a trite and ubiquitous song on an event that meant very little to anyone in the room.
(ie - they didn't give us enough cava).
Headphobe – new album!

Headphobe (aka my brother) has just unleashed his first album on the world of music. Metanoia is a combination of a lot of mental music like gabba, breakcore and more! The press release:
Headphobe (aka Ned Clarke) has been rinsing the underground scene at clubnights, parties, and raves here in Bristol and across the southwest for the past 3 years.
Headphobe has headlined nights at The Thekla and The Black Swan, his music has had people dancing in a frenzied state for hours and hours to his unique dancefloor sounds at all the best local underground clubnights including... Epoch, Kuantum_Window, Plummet, Toxic Dancehall, Dissident, DMT, Monkey!Knife!Fight!, P.R.A.N.K., Kuntz... supporting many highly respected producers including... Venetian Snares, Hellfish, Crystal Distortion, Chris Clarke, D'Kat, Hammer Damage, Black Sun Empire.
This week Headphobe is performing at Plummet in support of Mu-Ziq.Headphobe will be performing around the UK in the coming year to promote his debut 12" vinyl 'Metanoia', while he works towards his follow up release in 2006.
Headphobe will also be contributing some new tracks to the upcoming 1 MAN ARMY RECORDS 2xCD Compilation.
'Metanoia' is the debut Headphobe release and pulls together the raw atmosphere and the excitable energy of Headphobe's live set onto record for the first time.
Go to 1 Man Army and buy it now, suckers.
The site does now support e-sales!
Best Mate is no more
This is a very sad story. My favourite line is: "...at least he didn't do anything terrible like fall or break a leg. We will all miss him very much."
Yeah thank God he had the decency to die like a real horse and not one of those namby pamby wusses who would break a leg. It reminds me of the sad case of a horse who died last year. Can anyone remember the name? I think he was called King, but I may be wrong.
