Victory for the homeland!

Those of you who visit thebadrash.com regularly might well be aware that I'm from Devon in England. The second biggest county in the country, Devon is the home of cream teas, Buckfast Tonic* Wine, Old Mother Hubbard and the guys who defeated the Spanish Armada. As well as this, Devon played a crucial role in the establishment of America, played host to a captured Napoleon and is the original location of the world famous Widdecombe Fayre.

So it is with great pride that I, a son of this noble, blessed land, can bring to wider attention the news that once again, Devon has shown itself to be superior to those simpering maniacs to our west, the Cornish. For decades, these Celtic rebels have done their best to steal the limelight from once-proud Devon. At long, long last we can confidently claim that we have scored a major victory against our wicked, seditious neighbours.

That's right, evidence has proven what many of us have long suspected to be true: the so-called 'Cornish Pasty', a delicious snack of buttery pastry, minced beef, turnip and potato is in fact the 'Devon Pasty' - and much tastier for the name change, too.

But we Devonish folk won't gloat about this important moment. Not for long, anyway. The Cornish have lost something which they have valued deeply since they stole it from us, and it must hurt very much to know that they now have nothing.

*Use of the word 'tonic' does not imply health-giving or medicinal properties.

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November 13, 2006 | Filed Under UK 

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21 Responses to “Victory for the homeland!”

  1. Jim Morrison on November 13th, 2006 2:56 pm

    I've got a question for you Tom, and it is a question which concerns all of us.
    Is it possible to barbecue a pasty?
    Thanks,
    Jim

  2. Graeme on November 13th, 2006 3:52 pm

    Whats your source for this information, that shakes the foundations of everything I have been brought up to believe in? Next you'll be telling us Yorkshire pudding comes from Lancashire.

  3. Tom on November 13th, 2006 4:43 pm

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/article/0,,1946491,00.html as linked to in the post.

    I had long suspected that this was the case. Devon pasties have always been yummier than their Cornish cousins. Now's the time to vote for the Devon Republican Pasty party!

  4. Jim Morrison on November 13th, 2006 5:50 pm

    But Tom, older doesnt always mean tastier. I mean, the belgians apparently invented chips. But they are crap compared to british chips. n'est pas?

  5. Tom on November 13th, 2006 5:53 pm

    Jim, please let me enjoy this moment of blind nationalistic glee! I don't want to have to think about the ramifications of eating a 200 year old pasty, but I don want to celebrate the fact that it exists.

  6. Jim Morrison on November 13th, 2006 6:05 pm

    Thats fine. I am just happy to be talking about pasties on a monday afternoon.

  7. Tom on November 13th, 2006 6:07 pm

    Yeah me too. I'm lucky enough to be returning to el poble for eXmas this year. Should be great.

    I just saw a dead man in the street. Unpleasant.

  8. Jim Morrison on November 13th, 2006 6:09 pm

    Thats pretty bad.
    By the way, all you need to do now is find/manufacture some 'old' document stating that Dolly Pentreath was actually from Devon. That would finish them off.

  9. guirilandia on November 13th, 2006 10:38 pm

    "Devon played a crucial role in the establishment of America"

    hmmmm…. maybe that's why we're all screwed up

  10. Tom on November 14th, 2006 9:07 am

    Nah, we're done with that. Our new mates are Iran and Syria. And the democrats.

  11. Tom on November 14th, 2006 9:35 am

    Ha! Andrew, I'm afraid you can't blame us for that. Things have been getting worse there since you decided to 'go it alone'.

  12. guirilandia on November 14th, 2006 9:49 am

    oh really? last time i checked there was a coalition of the willing

  13. Nick on November 14th, 2006 5:18 pm

    I'm actually delighted that the truth has come to light over this issue. It's an inditement on the British mainstream media that they neither exposed this earlier, or the government's lies over Iraq.

  14. Tom on November 14th, 2006 5:23 pm

    This is fast becoming the most commented-on-ever post here at thebadrash! It nearly makes up for the times when I actually make an effort and write something serious and no one ever leaves a word.

  15. Angeline on November 22nd, 2006 10:35 pm

    what is it like growing up in Devon?

  16. Mazzer on November 27th, 2006 9:27 pm

    America is actually are bit of Devon that snapped off and floated away to form it's own place, leaving Devon as only the second largest county in England.

  17. Fortywinx on November 28th, 2006 1:54 am

    I always thought the Cornish stole our pasties anyway. I believe the Devonshire version of "Cornish Pasties" were known as 'Tiddy Oggies' (don't ask why, it's best not to question ones ancestors).
    I worked in a bakery once (in Devon) and if people asked if we sold Cornish Pasties we had to say yes, even though we cooked them on site ^_^
    Damn you Cornwall!

  18. Nick on December 5th, 2006 12:23 am

    In Knowing Me, Knowing You, Alan highlights the link between Cornish (Devonish if you like) Pasties and terrorism. Whilst interviewing a fashion designer about her unconventional designs, Alan says, "I'm sorry love. The only person I know that walks the streets in slippers is called Dougie. He walks around Norwich City Centre holding a Cornish Pasty shouting 'Get away, its a bomb!'. He's insane."

    To which she replies, "Well maybe he's sane and we're all mad."

  19. del on December 5th, 2006 1:24 am

    oi! what have we-cornish done to affend you! hehe!
    pasties will always be associated with us cornish!!
    sorry but u cant take that away from us, just like the cornish cream tea!! anyway, aren't there distinctive differences between your pasties/cream tea and ours???
    long live the cornish pasty….cornish pasties rule!!!!!

  20. Tom on December 5th, 2006 8:41 am

    Del - you're welcome to the site, even if you are Cornish. Just don't bother winding us up with your peninsular attacks. Don't you even know that Devon is the only county in England with non-contiguous coastline on the north and south?!

    Nick - I imagine that, had he known the truth, Alan Partridge would have been keen to tell everyone he met that in fact the Cornish pasty doesn't come from Cornwall so perhaps you should change your sign to avoid being in contravention of the Trades Descriptions Act. "A lie is a lie", God rest his soul.

  21. Judith on December 8th, 2006 12:44 pm

    Just wanted to smile and say that this post left me feeling homesick to go back to Plymouth and have a Ron Dewdney's pasty(they are better than Ivor Dewdney's no matter what anyone might say).

    Also wanted to say hi and that I like your blog. I'm currently on my Erasmus year in Salamanca so to find a Devonian blogging about Spain/Catalunya is a nice surprise:)

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