Pimp my MySpace with foulness

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I'm not sure how I ended up with a MySpace account. It's not something I'm particularly proud of, though I'm glad that I can use it to stay in touch with friends in the UK who don't really 'do' email like I do. Anyway, what I really wanted to write about today is why I'm going to start a new tradition with my Space. Starting yesterday, I'm going to find the most tacky, disgusting and cutré profile design possible for my profile. Perhaps it'll feature a buxom bikini model, a famous footballer, a sports car or an alien smoking a spliff. Ideally, it should include just the right balance of transparency, non-complimentary colours, animated gifs etc to render it practically unreadable to all but the most dedicated stalker/layabout.

I'm going to celebrate the trashiness of the world's most popular website and I want you to come with me. Suggest a theme from pimp-my-profile.com, or an equivalent (ideally with a song which you think will compliment the layout), and I'll adopt the best entries for a week each. Let's get low.

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March 27, 2007 | Filed Under Internet computer, Site news 

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2 Responses to “Pimp my MySpace with foulness”

  1. guirilandia on March 27th, 2007 7:59 pm

    you've given a bright new meaning to cutre. congrats. i can help you with the buxom bikini models. seriously.

  2. Tom on April 8th, 2007 5:12 pm

    Guirilandia - seriously, if you can incorporate your obvious talents with buxom bikini models into an amazing MySpace profile then please, help.

    In the meantime, check out my Beethoven profile while it lasts. A work of beauty, I hope you'll agree.

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