Behind bars in Cerdanyola
There's a thought-provoking post over at Leftbanker talking about the walk-up window/service hatch that you see in many Spanish bars. It's true that this is a feature that seems definitively Spanish and certainly seems to fit with the idea of a life lived in the street: on summer evenings, you can just walk up to get your Voll Damm and drink it in the street with your mates.
But there don't seem to be many of those bars around here. To my mind, they seem more common in 'the South', and I remember seeing loads of them in Ciudad Real (most beautiful city in the world) and Seville. One in C.R. was recommended to us for having 'excellent tapas'. It didn't. How is it that Spaniards, who should really know about that kind of thing, can so frequently give crap recommendations when it comes to food? We asked a well-dressed woman in Cordoba for a 'locals' restaurant where we could get a decent meal. She directed us to this promising-looking place that had about two things on the menu. I had a plate of lamb kidneys. Not that bad, but really not excellent either. They didn't even serve coffee!
Our street is fairly typical in that it has three bars on it. Unfortunately for me (or maybe it's a good thing), they are the worst bars in western Europe. One is a Betis (Seville) football club supporters' bar called La Giralda which serves OK sandwiches. They show football games on their TV and whenever anyone scores a goal against Barça, the entire bar erupts in applause. Next up is the bar under my house, called Bar Los Caballos which is essentially a social club and watering hole for the many construction workers employed by the building firm also under my house. Actually, this isn't such a bad place: the regulars are OK and you see the builders playing chess quite a lot, which is pretty cool. They do no food but they do have a tobacco machine.
Finally, there's Bar Lastri. This is one of those places that defies understanding. It's a large, high-ceilinged square room, more or less devoid of decoration (save the obligatory TV, small and high-mounted, always tuned to Antena 3) and painted a ghastly turquoise-green. The clientele seems to consist exclusively of miserable, sour-mouthed, middle aged women and their nasty, alcoholic husbands. Everyone in there smokes constantly but the tobacco machine doesn't actually accept coins, so you have to exchange your money for tokens at the bar. This process normally takes about 10 minutes to complete because unless you walk up to the bar and scream, the barmaids will do better than any other server I've witnessed in Spain to ignore you (and that is some feat). I don't know whether they do food but I imagine that if they do, it would be utterly disgusting and served with a grimace.
As I hinted earlier on, it's actually quite a good thing that none of the bars on my street are places I'd like to frequent. Cerdanyola does have a few good bars: Bar Grau is a real classic, serving decent sandwiches, mediocre bravas and operating as the official FC Barcelona supporters bar, the headquarters of the Cerdanyola Chess Club, the Domino Club and the Pipesmokers' Association. Taberna del Tio Tom ("Tom's Bar" as we call it) is a really nice bar too. Kind of dark and cold inside, the service is laconic but friendly, the Voll Damms are cheap and they play blues and rock'n'roll constantly. They also screen movies with a projector sometimes, and play host to a guy who dresses like a Teddy Boy, complete with boots, sideburns and a tattoo on his arm that says "50's" in case you didn't guess that he loves the 1950's.
Share ThisNightmare in Cerdanyola
I had a dream last night that I received some sort of prize from the communist mayor of Cerdanyola. I think it was for coming 1st in a treasure hunt.
But after I had a chat with him, I realised that in fact he was none other than Federico Jiménez Losantos, former communist, right-wing shock jock and utterly mad conspiracy theorist. Also, he only had one hand.
It was an imagery-laden dream and while not exactly terrifying (I had won first place, after all), I can't help but wonder what the significance might be of having Losantos talk to me in my sleep, in Catalan.
Share ThisHappy birthday, dead geniuses!
Today is the anniversary of the birth of not only Søren Kierkegaard but also Karl Marx. So whether you dig dialectical materialism or swing to existentialism (or take a spoonful of each), today's a pretty good day to kick back with a pipe or a treatise on the organisation of the church in Denmark and just chillax. As Marx would have put it.
Share ThisQuiet here, recently
Yes, it has been sunny. I've been studiously ignoring the news here too. The only thing really worrying me is the current water crisis, which has us on a hosepipe ban already, even though we're at the beginning of April.
Our great friends Mary and Ben came to visit, which gave us the opportunity to visit the Castell de Remei winery in Lleida province. It has a pretty good restaurant and my wild boar cooked in the local wine was absolutely delicious. We also picked up a few bottles of 'Gotim Bru' (about €6) as well as the delicious '1780'.

The next day, we took a stroll in the Collserolla park, which is just a ten minute walk from our front door. Not as wild as the Prepirineu but pleasant all the same.

We've also been lucky enough to really start enjoying our terrace, which at this time of year becomes an additional kitchen, dining room and salon, and gives us a bit more room to stretch out (the interior of the flat is only 50m2).

Mysterious cloud of smoke over Sabadell
So I finally get to enjoy the terrace and this is the first thing I see. Accusations that I'll use any excuse to get back to my Mac will not be entertained.
It looks like it's coming from the direction of the airport.
UPDATE: It's a plastics factory in Polinyà (miles away) and it has hit the evening news. You saw it here first.
Incidentally, I tried sending my superior image of the column of smoke to the 3-24 (Catalan news) website, using their 'send us your images' interface. It failed several times, possibly due to the paucity of my Catalan? Racists.

Has spring sprung?
Although it's not long since we had pretty poor weather here, today the sun is out and the temperature is about 21 in the shade. Nice.
As if more evidence for the spring were needed, another seasonal signal has been found. My legs and feet have emerged like snowdrops from their winter covering. Yes, today I got home and put some shorts on. Let the good times roll.
Share ThisDon't take photos of police cars
This morning, I took a turn around Cerdanyola with the idea of photographing some of the graffiti and posters I often see around the town. I got some half-decent shots around 'el Barrio' which is the part of the town made up of tower-blocks and little more. It's an area which has been improved recently but it's still clearly a poverty-stricken area.
Well, after getting a few decent shots in el Barrio, I moved on and spotted a decent shot of some police cars parked by the Policia Local station. I'd just taken my first shot (which was pretty crappy) when I looked up to see a policeman approaching with an angry/police look on his silly face. Now, I grew up living on and visiting various military installations and one thing I was always taught was: call the police 'Officer' because they like that. I used to be able to show my little ID card to Royal Marines guards and that was that. Let me tell you that being 27 in Cerdanyola del Vallès is not the same as being 12 in Dartmouth.

So this police officer decided that I should accompany him back to the police station because I was taking photos of the police cars outside it. He asked me what was my motive for photographing the squad cars and all I could say was "Nada… interes… arte?". They obviously thought I was some kind of potential Etarra (as if they wouldn't drive past photographing the police station if they really wanted to do a recce). I showed him the photo I'd taken (which was, incidentally, rubbish: I'd only had time for one shot) and he said "What exactly were you trying to photograph here?". I felt like saying, "Look, I know it's a shit photo… let's just leave it at that"… instead I muttered something about the lights on their cars. I probably looked like the worst kind of antisistema/ultraizquierda/ETA suspect they'd ever seen.
Anyway, I had to present my ID card which the desk sergeant was asked to check. And I didn't show up on the computer, something which obviously made them more suspicious of me. I explained to the desk sergeant (the 'good cop') that there are often problems with my name, because in Catalonia they never understand foreign naming conventions. My name is technically Thomas R—— C—— Clarke and I've been identified with various combinations of the four names over the last five and a half years. This causes constant hassle with local authorities but La Caixa have always dealt with it very well.
Eventually, they found me on the computer (I told them to check my address) and they didn't seem very happy as they just handed me my Targeta de Residència and turned away. I said sorry again and went on my way. Later, I saw a Mossos car and I was so conscious of being questioned that I actually turned by camera off and turned away. All because I took a shit photo of some policia local cars.
Share ThisSki weekend
We're off tomorrow afternoon to Port del Comte in the pre-Pyrenees in Lleida province. It'll be my first time skiing in the Catalan Pyrenees (we normally go to Andorra), so I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also planning to take some photos of the mountains. Fins després!
Share ThisKing for a day (or two)
Today was Kings' day (Epiphany) and according to Catalan (and Spanish?) tradition, we ate some Tortell de Reis (Kings' Cake). This cake is magical because it contains two secret ingredients, a bean and a king. They are packaged carefully and hidden in the cake. The person who finds the bean in their slice of cake is supposed to pay for the cake, while the person who finds the king is deemed to be king for a day. This was the second year running that I've been lucky recipient of the piece containing the king.
As a staunch republican, you might expect me to reject the king status and propose, say, a people's committee to oversee activities for the next 24 hours. And I did think of that. But in truth, I feel that the best way to spread ill feeling about the monarchy is by acting badly while holding the title 'king'. So I intend to act as despot for the next 24 hours, as a warning to those who would accept a king as their master. And if the message doesn't get through, I might have to extend my rule by a day or two. For their own good, you understand.
Share This2007 in review
2007 was in essence a pretty nondescript year. Gemma and I were lucky enough to travel a fair bit (Amsterdam, Seville and about 5 trips to the UK for weddings/new year). We also had a near perfect holiday in Benicassim, the principle highlights of which were seeing Iggy Pop play live and the enjoyment of a metaphysical state known only as Ginferno.
In terms of statistics, it has been 'another record breaking year' (which makes me feel like I'm at work!). One day I had about 7000 hits after a link to thebadrash was posted on the Popbitch messageboard. Unfortunately, I didn't have any ads on the site which would allow me to profit from such a large volume of traffic, so I've now prepared myself for the next spike and the inevitable river of gold which Mr. Google will give me. I also had one post which received 48 comments, a new record for the site.
Some more stats:
All in all, I had about 90,000 visits on the site which is quite a good number.
My visitors came from: USA, Spain, 'unknown', Great Britain, 'European country' and Australia (and then loads of others)
Apparently, 89% of visitors came into the site directly (via a bookmark or typing the address in)… not sure if this is true but if it is then it's very good news.
Top keyphrases: Reverend Goatboy, Most evil people in history, Max Carlish, badrash, pimp my Myspace, The Vagina Institute. Barcelona did quite well too.
2008 promises to be a fruitful and enjoyable year and I've got several big web projects in the pipeline which will, I hope, be of some interest to at least some of my visitors. We'll be back in Barna tomorrow, so there's nothing left to say except that I hope that most of you have a pleasant, safe 2008. Oh, and roll on the US elections!
Share ThisFestivus 2007
Yes, it's that time of year again. As no one should ever write a blog post explaining why they haven't written any blog posts, I shan't. I've got a couple of drafts I'm half way through and I'll either post them or junk them some time over the next week or two.
In the meantime, I'm looking forward to the sort of relaxing holiday which can only be achieved by staying up until 5 in the morning singing:
Ande, ande, ande la Marimorena
Ande, ande, ande que la Noche es buena
Happy Festivus to you all. Now, it's time for the Airing of Grievances and the Feat of Strength!
Share ThisBali - yet another big fat waste of time and carbon
As yet another useless and wasted environmental summit draws to a close, I'm yet again asking myself why we'll have to wait another two years before anything gets done. In a completely unsurprising move, the United States has pretty much wrecked any chance of a workable agreement by deciding to propose that everything agreed on be 'voluntary' rather than binding. In treaty terms, in case you hadn't guessed, 'voluntary' agreements count for fuck all.
As the years roll on, with the climate becoming increasingly unstable and scientists' predictions racing towards us at the speed of light (2015 now seems quite close), there comes a time when you have to accept that our elected leaders just will not do what is required of them. Citizens need to stand up and vote for parties and candidates which are genuinely committed to effective change in carbon output, oil dependency and new power solutions.
Incidentally, for those of you still 'unconvinced' by the evidence (the word for you is 'luddite' or 'member of the Flat Earth Society'), you need to understand that the vast majority of scientists studing the climate agree that this is happening and that humans are causing it. Clinging to the chance that a few controversial studies paid for by Exxon and Shell might be right is as absurd as maintaining that Dick Cheney planned the 9/11 attacks. Get over it.
Actually, the only reassuring thing I've heard this week was the US chief scientist, John Marburger speaking on BBC Radio 4 the other day. He said that climate change is a reality and that we're to blame. Right so we're all agreed on something we agreed on 15 years ago!
Share ThisNew toy
This is our joint Christmas present, the Pentax K100D Super. It's absolutely gorgeous and we're really happy with it. As our first move into the world of DSLRs, it may take a little time before we get used to it… but as soon as we're up to speed, we'll try to put together a nice album of photos of winter in the Collserolla & South Hams or something like that.

And so it begins: Christmas commercials already airing
This would go well in "Have they no shame?" category, if I had one. But I don't.
About ten minutes ago, during an ad-break in the middle of The Simpsons on Sky One, I saw Father Christmas for the first time this year. It was an ad for DisneyLand Paris. It's the 4th of October. Have they no shame?
Share ThisAutumn's definitely here

It definitely feels like Autumn is here. These huge clouds appeared this afternoon over the hills to the east. Yeah, there's a bit of Photoshop there but my camera seemed incapable of capturing their majesty.

