Ostriches
It's amazing to think, but there really are people out there who seek to deny human involvement in world climatic change. This despite the vast weight of scientific evidence, the overwhelming agreement of the scientific community and the visible changes occurring right now.
Today's climate change deniers are no less foolish than the appeasers of the 1930s: blind to the threat, not because of ignorance but because of a pig-headed obsession for resisting the changes we all need to make.
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Summer at the slopes
We spent a day at our winter hangout, Port del Comte in the Solsonès... here are some pictures (click the image to open the set on Flickr).
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A mosquito made me deaf
Aren't mosquitoes just the worst? At about 4:30 this morning, I was rudely awaken by the high-pitched love call of a mosquito buzzing around my ear (this, despite the mosquito repellent I had smeared on myself). Waving it away, I tried to settle back to sleep - despite knowing that it would be back all too soon. And it was.
This time, I figured that I'd cleverly kill the bugger, thus affording myself a few more hours of untroubled sleep. My plan was flawless: I'd wait for the mosquito to home in on my ear and then I'd pounce. She (for all biting mosquitoes are apparently female) approached, and as her buzzing reached its zenith, I brought my palm down in a slap so resoundingly powerful that I knew she could never escape.
On second thoughts, slapping my own ear so hard might not have been the best plan. My hand's impact was immediately followed by a shrill ringing in my left ear which quickly died down to nothing. And since then, the hearing in my left ear has been extremely muffled.
In the end, I switched on the light and, after a somewhat ungainly naked dance around the room, I found her. Full of blood (Gemma and I had about five bites between us), she was carrying a heavy load and this made her easy to catch.
Of course, it would be foolish to suggest that mosquitoes are capable of strategising a new method of attack that finally found its success with myself. But is it not highly likely that mosquitoes have been buzzing near our ears for centuries, just waiting for someone to foolishly deafen himself, thus rendering him unable to detect the little bloodsuckers.
I shall send a copy of this blog post/paper to Nature.
What's that?!
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Bear attack bike ride
You see, this is why I never go cycling any more. Admittedly, there aren't many bears in the Collserola but there are goats and wild boar.
Best quote in the story: "She was cut up and bit pretty good".
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Sant Joan, the patron saint of noize
You know the old hymn, usually sung plainsong:
That good old Saint John
And all his boys
They baptise by fire
They brings the noize
Yes, tomorrow is Saint John's day, known in these parts as Sant Joan. To celebrate the great Baptist's special day, the pagans of Catalonia like to set-off fireworks and firecrackers, along with jumping over bonfires (which apprently exorcises the devil and scares away witches). The Cerdanyola massive (Gemma and I) will be having our traditional barbecue (accompanied by huge clouds of gunpowder smoke and the constant risk of being hit by falling, burning detritus), before we descend to the Plaça and chuck some of our Super Dinamit at the local kids.
If you're not into pagan fire ceremonies, you might like to follow the Guardian's live coverage of the situation in Zimbabwe. They obviously seem to think that something's going to happen.
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Nightmare in Cerdanyola
I had a dream last night that I received some sort of prize from the communist mayor of Cerdanyola. I think it was for coming 1st in a treasure hunt.
But after I had a chat with him, I realised that in fact he was none other than Federico Jiménez Losantos, former communist, right-wing shock jock and utterly mad conspiracy theorist. Also, he only had one hand.
It was an imagery-laden dream and while not exactly terrifying (I had won first place, after all), I can't help but wonder what the significance might be of having Losantos talk to me in my sleep, in Catalan.
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Happy birthday, dead geniuses!
Today is the anniversary of the birth of not only Søren Kierkegaard but also Karl Marx. So whether you dig dialectical materialism or swing to existentialism (or take a spoonful of each), today's a pretty good day to kick back with a pipe or a treatise on the organisation of the church in Denmark and just chillax. As Marx would have put it.
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Quiet here, recently
Yes, it has been sunny. I've been studiously ignoring the news here too. The only thing really worrying me is the current water crisis, which has us on a hosepipe ban already, even though we're at the beginning of April.
Our great friends Mary and Ben came to visit, which gave us the opportunity to visit the Castell de Remei winery in Lleida province. It has a pretty good restaurant and my wild boar cooked in the local wine was absolutely delicious. We also picked up a few bottles of 'Gotim Bru' (about €6) as well as the delicious '1780'.

The next day, we took a stroll in the Collserolla park, which is just a ten minute walk from our front door. Not as wild as the Prepirineu but pleasant all the same.

We've also been lucky enough to really start enjoying our terrace, which at this time of year becomes an additional kitchen, dining room and salon, and gives us a bit more room to stretch out (the interior of the flat is only 50m2).

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Mysterious cloud of smoke over Sabadell
So I finally get to enjoy the terrace and this is the first thing I see. Accusations that I'll use any excuse to get back to my Mac will not be entertained.
It looks like it's coming from the direction of the airport.
UPDATE: It's a plastics factory in Polinyà (miles away) and it has hit the evening news. You saw it here first.
Incidentally, I tried sending my superior image of the column of smoke to the 3-24 (Catalan news) website, using their 'send us your images' interface. It failed several times, possibly due to the paucity of my Catalan? Racists.

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Has spring sprung?
Although it's not long since we had pretty poor weather here, today the sun is out and the temperature is about 21 in the shade. Nice.
As if more evidence for the spring were needed, another seasonal signal has been found. My legs and feet have emerged like snowdrops from their winter covering. Yes, today I got home and put some shorts on. Let the good times roll.
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Don't take photos of police cars
This morning, I took a turn around Cerdanyola with the idea of photographing some of the graffiti and posters I often see around the town. I got some half-decent shots around 'el Barrio' which is the part of the town made up of tower-blocks and little more. It's an area which has been improved recently but it's still clearly a poverty-stricken area.
Well, after getting a few decent shots in el Barrio, I moved on and spotted a decent shot of some police cars parked by the Policia Local station. I'd just taken my first shot (which was pretty crappy) when I looked up to see a policeman approaching with an angry/police look on his silly face. Now, I grew up living on and visiting various military installations and one thing I was always taught was: call the police 'Officer' because they like that. I used to be able to show my little ID card to Royal Marines guards and that was that. Let me tell you that being 27 in Cerdanyola del Vallès is not the same as being 12 in Dartmouth.

So this police officer decided that I should accompany him back to the police station because I was taking photos of the police cars outside it. He asked me what was my motive for photographing the squad cars and all I could say was "Nada… interes… arte?". They obviously thought I was some kind of potential Etarra (as if they wouldn't drive past photographing the police station if they really wanted to do a recce). I showed him the photo I'd taken (which was, incidentally, rubbish: I'd only had time for one shot) and he said "What exactly were you trying to photograph here?". I felt like saying, "Look, I know it's a shit photo… let's just leave it at that"… instead I muttered something about the lights on their cars. I probably looked like the worst kind of antisistema/ultraizquierda/ETA suspect they'd ever seen.
Anyway, I had to present my ID card which the desk sergeant was asked to check. And I didn't show up on the computer, something which obviously made them more suspicious of me. I explained to the desk sergeant (the 'good cop') that there are often problems with my name, because in Catalonia they never understand foreign naming conventions. My name is technically Thomas R—— C—— Clarke and I've been identified with various combinations of the four names over the last five and a half years. This causes constant hassle with local authorities but La Caixa have always dealt with it very well.
Eventually, they found me on the computer (I told them to check my address) and they didn't seem very happy as they just handed me my Targeta de Residència and turned away. I said sorry again and went on my way. Later, I saw a Mossos car and I was so conscious of being questioned that I actually turned by camera off and turned away. All because I took a shit photo of some policia local cars.
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Ski weekend
We're off tomorrow afternoon to Port del Comte in the pre-Pyrenees in Lleida province. It'll be my first time skiing in the Catalan Pyrenees (we normally go to Andorra), so I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also planning to take some photos of the mountains. Fins després!
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