10 Things WikiLeaks Should Tell Us About
I've not written anything about WikiLeaks recently because I've found the whole circus surrounding Julian Assange rather dizzying. Reading the commentariat on Guardian Cif has hardly helped my feverish state of mind over the last few days and I must admit that I found myself beginning to loathe my fellow man for a moment. That moment has passed, I'm glad to say.
Suffice to say, I do think that Julian Assange should probably answer these charges in Sweden, but I also have the feeling that this is indeed part of an obvious and concerted campaign to 'get him'. None of this dizziness, however, takes away from the fact that WikiLeaks has been serving up some interesting, if hardly surprising, morsels in the diplomatic cables episode [this blog referenced WikiLeaks a couple of years back regarding the leaked BNP membership list - much more exciting]. Hearing that China isn't a monolithically stupid country convinced that the People's Democratic Republic of Korea is a bastion of like-minded souls against the world didn't take my breath away. Nor did the revelation that Putin's as corrupt as the Church, or that pressure was brought to bear on Spain regarding the Jose Couso case. Sadly, these are slightly depressing truths that we all kind of knew already, just confirmed in dull, bureaucratic language.
To cheer myself up, I've been thinking of some things WikiLeaks could reveal in the future. Here are mine. You can share yours in the comments...
- Memos that prove me right about there being little or no evidence of WMDs in Iraq prior to the war, and that Blair misled parliament.
- Stuff about the banks and how they're all bastards. Ideally some memos proving that they laugh at the rest of us for funding their rescue. Because I'm sure they do.
- Something about alien life. I'm not a conspiracy nut, but after the important-but-nowhere-near-as-exciting-as-it-might-have-been NASA announcement last week, it would be great to read.
- Categorical confirmation that Aznar and the PP intentionally misled the country over 11M.
- Anything that makes Dick Cheney look even madder than he already does (like, he picked out crowns for himself and Bush or something).
- Clear evidence of corruption in FIFA, UEFA and European leagues.
- Anything they have on Dr. David Kelly. I more or less accept the suicide story but the whole case stinks.
- Proof that 9/11 'truthers' are led by a 7-foot lizard.
- Material covering the huge increase in opium crop since the beginning of the Afghanistan war, which companies are profiting and by how much.
- Anything at all to do with Catalan politics. Just so we can see how special they feel.
How about you? What would you like to see revealed by WikiLeaks?
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When the internet is great (fixies & Olduvai theory)
One of the things I love about the web is discovering what are, for me, entirely new subcultures with their own special debating points and jargon. One such subculture I discovered today (by means of a Guardian story about Racer Rosa bicycles) is that of 'fixies' - fixed-wheel bicycle enthusiasts.
I used to love bicycling as a youth, though I never use my bike these days. The fixed-wheel bikes that Racer Rosa makes are quite gorgeous, though, and made me feel like perhaps a change away from ugly, cheap ATBs would be a nice idea. But to my shame, I didn't even know what fixed-wheel meant. In case you don't know, it's one of those more old fashioned bikes where the pedal moves when the wheel does, and vice versa. In other words, you can't coast on a fixed-wheel bike. In other words, you can use pedal control to stop a fixed-wheel bike. I remember using bikes like that many years ago.
Google > Wikipedia > Moving Target - and a couple of minutes later, I'm reading a discussion about whether or not fixies should should have a front brake or not. I'm not claiming any deep understanding of their world, but at least I know about fixies now. This is one reason I really love the internet.
Earlier, I also discovered this highly depressing theory about the impending end of industrialised society. It has been around for ages, it seems, and I just hope that it's utter bollocks. All the same, I still love the internet.
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Are the Brits the most racist Catalans?
You won't hear many Catalans spouting this kind of crap (though I know 'charnego' still gets chucked about sometimes by the knuckle-draggers and mouth-breathers). So why would a dodgy English blogger from a two-donkey village outside Barcelona* try to get away with it?
Note also the smooth practice of closing comments on a post when you've been proven wrong continues as if it'll never go out of fashion.
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*No relation.
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Vote on comments @ thebadrash.com
Hello gentle reader. You might notice some changes around here today as I'm testing some new plugins on my WordPress installation. The first one is that you can now 'vote' on comments by giving them a thumbs up or thumbs down. It's so much fun, you wouldn't believe it. Now commenting on thebadrash.com will be a genuine popularity contest.
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I'll be adding some more bits and pieces to make your visit more comfortable. I'll also probably be tweaking the design a bit, as I haven't dicked around with that for ages.
Oh, and I'm committed to writing more on the blog than I have done recently. Hopefully, exile to Devon over Christmas will stir my creative juices some. In the meantime, get voting!
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Just over a year ago…
...Iberian Notes stopped being updated. Just thought I'd remind you. A whole year of reduced blood pressure and increased happiness. I really never thought he'd be able to last a year.
And so it falls to me to be the moody expat loser blogger (Trev is better but he never says anything).
First topic: off to Modbury ('el poble') next weekend. Not much blogging will ensue. Still alive, though.
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Yahoo Answers question of the week: How do i get my parents to buy me beer?
Ah, the age old question: you're 15 years old, your sister once got drunk and your friends all claim that their parents buy them beer....
Surely (s)he should just steal sherry like everyone else?
As always, the answers are the best bit. My favourite is from Karis T:
um well u dont hehe
u wate till ur 21!!
haha who would of thoughtSource(s):
commen sence
Ah yes, good old commen sence.
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Yahoo Answers question of the week: Dying Dogs – Cool or Cruel?
"I would like to know people's opinions about dying dogs! Is this cool or cruel?"
I might make this a regular feature.
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Make Socialism History is… history
It seems that this is yet another scourge of the left that dissolved into nothingness.
History, as ever, has much to teach us.
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Blogging: when to remove comments?
Some website chat follows. If you're not interested in the ins and outs of such things, I wouldn't bother reading on.
The other day I received a comment on a post which was not only off-topic and pretty rude but also made with a false email address (I wrote the commenter a polite email asking him to rein it in a little bit and the email bounced back immediately). There was no doubt that I'd remove the comment but even as I did so, it annoyed me a bit that I had to. I don't like removing comments comments from this blog unless they're obvious spam, because it always feels somewhat dictatorial.
So I thought I'd refine and simplify my comments policy to make it a little clearer exactly what you need to do to get your comment removed, and what you should do if you think a comment was removed unfairly.
I also want to make it absolutely clear that (a) I'm always very open about my identity when commenting on other blogs and in my own 'about me' section; (b) I'm annoyed when other blogs ("lifeincatalonia", for example), use the comment moderation tool to suppress criticism, argument or clarification - in my opinion, not the way to promote debate on your pages; and (c) that I find it rather creepy when I get three or four different comments from the same IP address using different names, emails and websites... not creepy enough to make me delete your comments but creepy enough to take note.
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Chainmail
Saw this site. Had to share.
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Does McCain have gout? Ask Huffington post
Now this can't have been a mistake..

Google for Obama?
[Seen here] Info on gout here.
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Geek point: Little Big Planet rocks
The regular reader will know that I rarely touch on anything remotely connected to my professional life (i.e. being a geek) on this blog. There are plenty of good reasons for this 'rule' and I'm not about to break it. I do, however, want to say that Gemma and I have been testing the Little Big Planet beta for Playstation 3 and it's absolutely stunning.

At its heart a platform title, LBP features a cute character fashioned from sackcloth (and called 'Sackboy') who you have to guide by jumping, running and grabbing, through a variety of levels which test both dexterity (well, accurate button-pushing) and nouse. The game's graphics are wonderful: crisp, cute and remiscent of childhood (the cardboard cutout castles used as a background in some levels look like they've been cut out by some kid). Stephen Fry (unfairly referred to by some wag as 'the stupid person's idea of an intelligent person') provides the voiceover and guides you through the first few levels, and even the in-game music is good.

But Little Big Planet is much more than a simple platform game. Its motto is "Play. Create. Share." for a reason: you can create and share your very own levels within the game. Gemma and I haven't got onto making our own yet, but the idea is pretty simple. You can create your own level on the PS3, filling it with obstacles, beasties and er.. stickers, then when you're done, you upload it to the Playstation Network, where anyone can try your level, tag it and 'heart' it if they like. We've tried out several designs created by other beta testers (there are hundreds of them) and some have been really very impressive. Apparently, the best level designed at this stage will be included in the full game when it's released in around three weeks' time.
Little Big Planet is one of the first PS3-only titles to really impress me (Drake's Fortune is also pretty good). It's easy to learn but many of the levels we've tried have been tricky. This is a game I'm sure we'll be playing in two years' time. We might have even created our own level by then.
Little Big Planet - Playstation 3 - 1/1
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LiC cites the ABC, demonstrates shaky grasp of everything
Another faintly ridiculous article from the LiC blog here, claiming that Carod Rovira is determined to destroy the Spanish language. The reason behind this claim is that the Generalitat have apparently invested €1m in helping the Ecuadorian government protect its indigenous languages and to promote bilingualism. You can find more information about this program from the dineib agency of the Ecuadorian education ministry.
In the comments on the blog (my tip is don't bother leaving a comment: he'll likely delete you or change your words), Mathew points out that this move has nothing to do with Carod Rovira or the president's department of the Generalitat, providing the link I used earlier to dineib. Jeff/Steve/whoever it is that runs LiC's response was priceless:
Now, for those of you who are as yet unblessed by contact with the ABC newspaper, this would be something like a British blogger saying "Not my words, Mathew. The words of the Daily Express!". OK so it's not a perfect comparison (the ABC is far stuffier and more traditional than the Express) - but the point (that citing it as a reliable source on any story, let alone one concerning the Catalan government which it is duty bound to despise, is ridiculous and shows a complete lack of understanding of the subject), stands. And never mind the fact that the article was 'a direct translation' without citation.
He goes on:
Now this is a particularly interesting method of attack coming from someone who has frequently used the riposte "Come back when you've lived here for ten years, then we'll see" as his stock response to logical argument and accurate criticism. Incidentally, this "wannabee radical Catalan" line is eerily close to the email another commentator received from said 'admin' which included the memorable line "What are you? Some little Catalan loser who leaves snide remarks like Tom and Rab over people's blogs because you can't face the truth." and went on to call him a "silly cunt".
Add all this to the roll of honours LiC has already claimed (stating that the nivell C certificate is 'the same' as forced tattooing in Nazi death camps; deleting comments which attempted to correct him; posting fake comments; trolling this site; nicking content), and we can see that not only is LiC not a blog worth following, it's not even worth criticising.
At least Iberian Notes had a brain. All LiC has is a bit of SEO, some clumsy, amateurish SEM and a dearth of decent content.
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