Freedom for Francisco Camps! Death to Garzón!
Francisco Camps, former PP president of the Valencian autonomous community was today acquitted of corruption after a witch-hunt in Valencia's courts that has lasted nearly three years. The put-upon ex local party leader was ruled not guilty in a near-unanimous verdict of 5-4 by a jury this evening, after 15 hours deliberation. Today's events bring to an end what has been a living nightmare for Camps, whose innocence we never doubted. Last year, he nearly pleaded guilty to the corruption charges just to end this farce of a kangaroo court; but on second thoughts (and after his two friends pleaded guilty that morning), he changed his mind and valiantly fought on. For justice, for liberty, for free gifts that definitely didn't affect his decision making skills.
The devil behind this horror story of a near travesty of justice is none other than Baltasar Garzón, the crusading Marxist-Leninist investigative judge, famed for his collection of anti-PP tattoos. Camps will no doubt find some solace in the fact that Garzón remains on trial himself, for having the temerity to investigate the deaths of a paltry 114,000 people during Spain's "long transition" (1939-1978). It's a shame that Mañuel Fraga didn't live to see the verdict delivered.
"Quin país de merda, tú!" - a traditional saying from Cerdanyola which roughly translates as "Freedom for Francisco Camps! Death to Garzón!".
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UPDATED: 2011 Spain election results live #20N
Spain election result: The right wing PP (Partido Popular) has won a massive victory in Spain's general elections today. They have achieved an absolute majority, as well as controlling all of the regions of Spain except Catalonia and Euskadi (Basque Country).
Live updates below.
21:53 - With 67% of the vote counted, the PP has 187 seats for the PSOE's 109.
In Catalonia, CiU looks like it could beat the PSC.
20:28 - Andalucia is the most important victory for the PP. They've achieved more voted there than the PSOE for the first time ever. The PSOE has lost about 10 seats in Andalucia. This is one of the poorest regions in Spain and many PSOE voters feel they have been forgotten about by the Madrid government.
20:23 - The Socialist PSOE has dropped by 14 points in Spain ('2 million votes') whereas the PP has increased its share of the vote by only 3.5 points. The PP will govern not because they've been chosen by a plurality but because the Socialist vote has withered so seriously.
Today's elections in Spain will probably result in a significant PP victory. I'll be updating this post from time to time with tasty morsels of doom. I'll probably find some sort of widget to help me out too. My last blog post, about who will win Spain's elections, why, and what that means, can be read here.
20:00 - First exit poll results: The PP has a clear absolute majority in Spain's elections with up to 185 seats. The PSOE is down to 119.
In Catalonia: the PSC leads, followed by CiU and then the PP. The results here are not surprising: the PP has failed to overtake CiU or PSC. Iniciativa (Green/Communist) has done well. ERC maintains 3 seats. UPyD and fascist PxC have failed to win any seats.
19:44 - IMPORTANT: until 2000 (8 pm), the Spanish government prohibits actual results of the elections being reported. So we have to wait just over 15 minutes for first results.
19:30 - TV3 is also reporting that the cost of this year's elections is 6% below 2008's. Austerity in action.
19:00 - Catalonia 'leads the decline in turnout' according to TV3. They always find a way for Catalonia to be ahead of Spain.
18:30 - Voter turnout is down 3.3 points on 2008. This will likely benefit the right (PP).
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Francisco Camps resigns Valencia presidency after admitting bribery
The PP president of Valencia, Francisco Camps, has finally resigned today [link in Catalan] after two years of outright lies in the Gürtel corruption case.
He started changing his story last week, after he said there 'was a chance' he received several suits and other items as gifts from companies involved in a huge corruption racket with the Valencian Generalitat. Today it became clear that Camps would 'admit' the charges of illegal bribery and pay a €46,000 fine - but avoid a trial which could take place during national elections in Spain this autumn. At first it seemed that he might also try to hold onto his office but that seems to have been ruled out either in Valencia or in Madrid.
Three other accused PP officials will also apparently admit the charges.
Did Rajoy finally pull his finger out and take control of the situation? Does Camps have dirt on lots of other PP members (as we have suspected for years)? Only time will tell: it will take one hell of a scandal to stop the PP winning this autumn. Bring it on.
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10 Things WikiLeaks Should Tell Us About
I've not written anything about WikiLeaks recently because I've found the whole circus surrounding Julian Assange rather dizzying. Reading the commentariat on Guardian Cif has hardly helped my feverish state of mind over the last few days and I must admit that I found myself beginning to loathe my fellow man for a moment. That moment has passed, I'm glad to say.
Suffice to say, I do think that Julian Assange should probably answer these charges in Sweden, but I also have the feeling that this is indeed part of an obvious and concerted campaign to 'get him'. None of this dizziness, however, takes away from the fact that WikiLeaks has been serving up some interesting, if hardly surprising, morsels in the diplomatic cables episode [this blog referenced WikiLeaks a couple of years back regarding the leaked BNP membership list - much more exciting]. Hearing that China isn't a monolithically stupid country convinced that the People's Democratic Republic of Korea is a bastion of like-minded souls against the world didn't take my breath away. Nor did the revelation that Putin's as corrupt as the Church, or that pressure was brought to bear on Spain regarding the Jose Couso case. Sadly, these are slightly depressing truths that we all kind of knew already, just confirmed in dull, bureaucratic language.
To cheer myself up, I've been thinking of some things WikiLeaks could reveal in the future. Here are mine. You can share yours in the comments...
- Memos that prove me right about there being little or no evidence of WMDs in Iraq prior to the war, and that Blair misled parliament.
- Stuff about the banks and how they're all bastards. Ideally some memos proving that they laugh at the rest of us for funding their rescue. Because I'm sure they do.
- Something about alien life. I'm not a conspiracy nut, but after the important-but-nowhere-near-as-exciting-as-it-might-have-been NASA announcement last week, it would be great to read.
- Categorical confirmation that Aznar and the PP intentionally misled the country over 11M.
- Anything that makes Dick Cheney look even madder than he already does (like, he picked out crowns for himself and Bush or something).
- Clear evidence of corruption in FIFA, UEFA and European leagues.
- Anything they have on Dr. David Kelly. I more or less accept the suicide story but the whole case stinks.
- Proof that 9/11 'truthers' are led by a 7-foot lizard.
- Material covering the huge increase in opium crop since the beginning of the Afghanistan war, which companies are profiting and by how much.
- Anything at all to do with Catalan politics. Just so we can see how special they feel.
How about you? What would you like to see revealed by WikiLeaks?
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UPDATED: CiU wins Catalan elections – without absolute majority
UPDATED
Current results (99% of votes counted):
CiU 62
PSC 28
PPC 18
ICV-EUiA 10
ERC 10
SI 4
C's 3
(PxC 0)
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The first results of today's Catalan elections are in. CiU have won a convincing majority, which was to be expected. The PP has replaced ERC as the third largest group in Catalonia. The PSC has lost 10% of its vote. Iniciativa has fared worse than the last polls suggested. Solidaritat Catalana ('SI', Joan Laporta's party) might get as many as 4 seats. Ciutadans have failed to do better than their previous successes.
CiU's probable 66 seats leaves the party just short of an absolute majority in the Catalan parliament, but Artur Mas will be the new president. The question now is whether CiU will attempt to govern as a minority government, or if they'll enter a coalition in order to guarantee the majority. Possible coalition partners would be the PP, ERC or even SI.
The PP would claim that they are the natural partners of CiU, and the two parties have been allied before. But the PP's politics have become significantly more anti-Catalanista since then. It might be difficult to convince CiU activists that such a colition was really in Catalonia's best interests.
Esquerra will obviously want to join a coalition. Their main political strategy recently has been to establish themselves as the kingmakers of Catalan politics. I get the impression that ERC might be a difficult sell too, though, as their support has dropped significantly in these elections. On the other hand, a weakened ERC might make a more attractive partner for CiU. It all comes down to whether CiU wants a Catalanist coalition, or would rather see ERC reduced to a minor force in Catalan politics. I suspect that they might prefer the latter option.
The wildcard here could be SI. Essentially a new party, they look like they could have the seats CiU needs, while also being small enough to be a pliable coalition partner. Personally, I see this as unlikely.
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28N: Catalan Elections 2010 – Who to vote for?
UPDATED: View the election results here
There's one week to go until this year's elections to the Catalan parliament. And that means that the competing parties are ramping up their campaigns, desperate to convince wary voters that they offer Catalonia the best chance of recovery and stability. Fools! Don't they know that's my job?!
In case you have the right to vote in these elections (I don't), and aren't sure who to vote for, allow me to go over the main candidates.
Artur Mas - CiU (Convergència i Unió)
Mas is a scumbag. He clearly believes that he is entitled to the presidency, dei gratia. His campaign has been heavy on frivolity and light on policy. CiU's posters include: his face, considerably more jowly than before, a really irritating smiley face, and a slogan and weird little round logo lifted directly from Obama's 'change you can believe in' campaign. It's like they couldn't decide which elements to go for, so they just threw everything in. CiU is a shamelessly self-interested political party that seeks to 'defend' the bourgeois of Sarriá and Sant Cugat by screwing the rest of us over. It will form a coalition with anyone (not that this is unusual) and I think it's likely that Mas will pursue a Cameronite campaign of painful, unnecessary cuts to public spending. Civil servants, be afraid. Or just join CiU now and hand them 30% of your salary. Don't worry: they don't mind if you pilfer public funds to make up any shortfall. Oh, and Mas says he wants to be president 'for 12 years'. Catalans, be very afraid.
José Montilla - PSC (Partit Socialista de Catalunya)
If there's one thing that pisses me off about the Tripartit government we've had here for the last 4 years, it's José Montilla. I don't doubt that he's a shrewd back room negotiator (his announcement that he only wants one more term in office confirms this). The thing is that Montilla is a deeply uninspiring, confidence-sapping grey technocrat of a politician. The PSC has run a generally austere campaign, except for this video of a young woman experiencing orgasmic bliss at the moment of democratic involvement - a video which would be rendered much more unsettling if, instead of a cute Catalan chick, it featured the old man from downstairs. This election represents an opportunity for voters to register their displeasure with a Tripartit government that, in one form or another, has run Catalonia for 8 years. And this is the problem: there's much to dislike about the PSC (they're fickle, fascist-appeasing, directionless, Madrid-controlled morons, for example), but the Tripartit itself has not actually been as bad as CiU would have you believe. With different people, it could have been a great government. Montilla's little trick probably won't get him returned as president, though.
Joan Puigcercós - ERC (Esquerra Republicana de Catalunya)
I get the impression that Puigcercós would be happy to remain a party leader rather than a national leader, as long as he remains in work. He's not as left-wing as he should be, even though like me he studied politics and philosophy, and like me, failed to get a degree. I'm good at computers, he's good at flags. Actually, Puigcercós strikes me as a fairly honest man, but a bit of a small-time loser. He'd make quite a good school teacher (except for the lack of a degree). ERC's main policy is Catalan independence. If (and that's a very big "if") ERC manages to retain anything like its current position as Catalonia's third party, Puigcercós would pact with whoever offered him the best deal. A nationalist coalition with CiU would probably be based on some sort of referendum for Catalan independence. Another Tripartit probably wouldn't.
Alicia Sánchez-Camacho - PPC (Partit Popular de Catalunya)
Known in this house as "that fucking woman", Sánchez-Camacho has presided over a Catalan PP that has plumbed the depths of right-wing hostility over the last few months. She's a talentless monster. The PPC has progressed from highly racist electoral material in the mayoral election in Badalona, to producing a computer game where users 'bombed' immigrants and Catalan independentists for points. Graeme from South of Watford reckons that the PP are using Catalonia as a testing ground for newer, nastier tactics. He's probably right. I'd be surprised if they do much better than the 10% they normally get - though low attendance WILL HELP THEM. So go out and vote, otherwise we'll end up with her in bed with Artur Mas. So to speak.
Joan Herrera - ICV-EUiA (Iniciativa per Catalunya Verds - Esquerra Unida i Alternativa)
Red of cheek and earnest of word, Herrera is one of a handful of Catalan politicians I find it difficult to hate. The eco-socialists of Iniciativa aren't exactly a powerful force, but they represent a broadly good political perspective: Marxism and environmentalism. In Cerdanyola del Vallès, they formed a town hall coalition with the PP, but they've also managed to turn CdV into a really pleasant town. Herrera gained some political capital by arguing that all Catalan MPs should declare their wealth and interests at the beginning and end of each parliament. He then revealed the slightly depressing, though all together pleasing, state of his finances. ERC and, to a degree, Ciutadans, followed suit. The PP, CiU and PSC (fat pigs, the lot of them) all said it was 'silly'. Now, Montilla has said they'll back any law that enforces this. I take this as evidence that Iniciativa's left-wing policies speak to a youth vote that, apart from 'free orgasms for voes', the PSC is finding it difficult to engage with. Vote for this party.
Albert Rivera - C's (Ciutadans - Partit de la Ciutadania)
The thing about Albert Rivera is that he's obviously a talented chap. I just don't believe that abandoning the entire system of autonomous communities and withdrawing official support for the Catalan language, while simultaneously indulging a very nebulous neoliberal economic policy is what we need. All too often, C's supporters are racist scum, too. A low turnout might well favour C's, the PPC and other fringe groups like the Falange Española de las JONS, España2000 and the Falange Autentica. Those are just examples of other parties. Picked at random.
Other parties and groups
There will be many other parties contesting these elections. They range from the neo-fascist Plataforma per Catalunya (PxC) to the Candidatura d'Unitat Popular (CUP), which stands for independence. You are free to vote for these, but it probably won't have much effect on the election results.
Best result?
Actually, I think that a left-wing coalition would be the best way forward here. However, I really don't like Montilla. But I like him more than I like Mas. In fact, four more years of Montilla as president would be a fair price to pay for the pleasure of seeing Artur Mas denied the residency AGAIN. So vote for Inicitativa, and hope for some sort of Tripartit. It wouldn't be perfect but it would probably be the best we can get from these buffoons.
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thebadPoll: Is Bullfighting a vital part of Spanish culture?
Before I go to Menorca [which, according to my own rules, I should be calling 'Minorca', damn it!], there's just time for a new badPoll. Today's poll is a really special one, because it's presented in partnership with a very special guest:
Yes, that's right: thebadrash.com is very pleased to announce that this badPoll is sponsored by none other than 'Uncle' Mariano 'Wild Eyes' Rajoy!
And it gets better! Uncle Mariano has agreed to abide by the results of this badPoll, meaning that your votes could make the difference between Una, Grande y Libre and the kind of namby-pamby commie, animal husbanding Catalan-loving hellhole that ZP, the judiciary (some of the time) and their Barça-supporting cronies want.
The question is really simple: Is Bullfighting a vital part of Spanish culture? You might rephrase it by asking: is Catalonia's decision to ban bullfighting 'an act of genocide' (thanks, Jorge 'morro' Moragas!)? Or can Spain live without this barbarity celebration of torture killing a cow in public?
As always, you can vote in the sidebar over there >>>
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UPDATED: Banning the bullfights has nothing to do with l'Estatut
UPDATE: The Catalan parliament has voted in support of removing the exception permitted to bullfighting from its animal cruelty law. Bullfighting has been outlawed here!
Catalonia's parliament will likely vote today to finally ban bullfighting within Catalonia. This is a decision that has been approached in a very stop-start manner, and which has been under debate for quite some time. I think I've made my feelings quite clear about the barbarity that is La Corrida, and I welcome the ban, and hope that it's eventually extended throughout Spain.
Various parties seem to be trying to make this a question of revenge for Spain's constitutional court rejecting passages of Catalonia's statute of autonomy recently. It has nothing to do with that whatsoever. This is about banning a vile celebration of animal torture. Just as the Canary Islands did in 1991, Catalonia will freely make the right decision today.
Incidentally, right-wing PP leader, Mariano Rajoy's un-rousing speech yesterday, where he said "Just as you can't force someone to go to a bullfight, so you can't prohibit them from doing so!" - is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. And I moved here when Aznar was still in power. That statement in particular, could be applied to any activity you like. Try it with "a walk in the park", "a bank robbery", "have a carajillo in the morning and then drive your police motorbike", "spout shite". These are some of my favourites, but I'm sure you'll find your own. Bon dia.
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The PP's racism in Badalona is no surprise
So the PP has been forced to apologise for its revoltingly racist campaign material which included suggestive messages like "We don't want Romanians". The PPC's leadership has exclaimed that it doesn't support this kind of filth, stating "crime doesn't have a nationality".
Well, yeah, but it can't have come as a surprise that the PP in Badalona would try to run this as their main campaign point. They're after the seething racist vote which is a vote you've really got to go out and fight for. Anyway, they were getting in trouble for this kind of thing a year ago.
Same old PP.
[Note: other parties are capable of this kind of crap. But the PP seem to be linked to it a lot more than anyone else]
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A judge indicted – I support Baltasar Garzón
I've been away from blogging for a while. I've not lost interest but I do feel like it's never the right time, or I never have the right time, to express myself properly. This post, being written on Tuesday night, should appear on the site at 1000 Wednesday, in association with other blog posts defending Spanish judge Balatasar Garzón who is about to face prosecution for knowingly undertaking investigations outside of his jurisdiction.
I'll start off with two frank admissions. Firstly, I'm no legal expert. Like many others, I do my best to understand and follow the intricacies of various aspects of law connected with my work and with subjects that interest me. This case obviously falls into the latter category. Secondly, I wouldn't call myself Garzón's number one fan. The man strikes me as something of a pompous ass so I'm not writing to try to defend his character. That's OK, though, because a question of law shouldn't be framed as a question of debating a man's politics or hairstyle.
Baltasar Garzón is a prosecuting judge in Spain's top criminal court, the Audiencia Nacional. He's world famous for his - sometimes successful - attempts to bring dictators and agents of dictatorship to justice for their crimes against humanity. I first heard about him when his court issued an arrest warrant for General Pinochet, leading to that man's arrest in England. Pinochet was later released because of 'medical conditions' he later seemed to recover from. Margaret Thatcher made a big show of having him over for tea, proving a disdain for democracy and decency some had only guessed at.
Garzón also investigated multiple cases in Spain, including the PSOE government's GAL 'contra' group in the '80s and corruption in the huge BBVA bank.
More recently, Garzón turned his attention to the various crimes committed by Spain's fascists during the civil war and the dictatorship that followed. He announced that he considered the 'disappearance' of well over 100,000 republicans to be officially crimes against humanity. It is this legal position that has resulted in Garzón being indicted for exceeding his jurisdiction. The events he wanted to investigate are covered by a 1977 act of amnesty, a legal instrument that was enacted as Spain took its first steps towards democracy - under the constant threat of yet another fascist coup.
It is important to note here that this is not a case brought by the judiciary itself, or by the police. Rather, it is more like an English private prosecution, brought by the far-right wing 'trade union' Manos Limpias - essentially a fascist defence group which has attempted such action against Garzón around twenty times before (according to Wikipedia).
The reason I support Garzón in this case is simple: I don't accept that the 1977 amnesty should be legally binding for crimes against humanity or genocide. I don't accept that it should apply to any crimes, especially not after the end of the Spanish civil war. My understanding is that there is a significant opinion in Spain's legal community that international law can - and must - supercede local laws when dealing with what are considered to be international crimes. This is what has happened in other countries: it would be madness to allow anything else to happen.
It is my belief that the charges levied at Garzón in this and in two other lawsuits are entirely politically motivated. I don't think that Garzón is a saint, or that he's incapable of doing wrong. I do, however, fear for Spain's democratic future if this right-wing attack on justice is allowed to succeed. Spain's history needs to be investigated and until another judge comes along who has the courage to do it, Garzón is our only hope.
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Why are PP members so effin' rude?
The other day, our esteemed former Presidente del Gobierno - and honorary president of the PP, José María Aznar, visited the university of Oviedo in order to sell some of his FAES stuff. The students of said academy responded to the man's visit by waving banners and calling him a war criminal. Señor Aznar's response was that employed by all gentlemen of the world: he gave them the finger ('the bird', as our American friends would have it).
Now, if you've ever read this blog before, you may have determined that there's very little love lost between your humble host and that twat, Aznar. In case you need convincing, here's my analysis of the man: He's a slimy, post-fascist scumbag who did nothing for Spain other than bring about our current economic situation; a small, disgustingly self-important, right-wing tosser with a shit-eating grin and a ridiculous moustache.
But this isn't just about Aznar. It does seem that Spain's right wing are just generally rude. Look at the 'king', with his "Why don't you shut up?" diplomatic manoeuvre. Then there's Esperanza Aguirre and Ignacio Gonzalez, a right pair of hijoputas. What's wrong with these people? It all lends support to my theory that the most impolite people you'll generally encounter in life are right-wingers. We on the left generally opt for more intelligent criticism.
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A Congressional Gold Medal Don't Come For Free
Now, this is just hilarious: former Spanish PM (and generally, like, my #1 favourite guy), José María Aznar, is under investigation after a group of lawyers alleged that his government spent public money lobbying for him to be awarded the USA Congress's Gold Medal. The allegation has been around for about four years but only now is the Spanish judiciary really looking into it.
Aznar's quest for gold failed, incidentally. He did, however, manage to arrange for the Spanish people to pay for his daughter's wedding. Well, someone had to, I suppose.
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