Police store data on UK protestors
Hardly the most shocking revelation, this. The UK police have been routinely involved in surveillance and, allegedly, instigation of protestors and activists for years.
This isn't simply another effect of Blair and Brown's security policy which has empowered the police to a degree never seen before. It's partly that but also just a continuation of decades of policy aimed at controlling dissent in Britain. The difference is that whereas a few years ago, this was 'just' Special Branch officers turning up in people's homes at one in the morning, now there are officers in each regular police force trained to collect intelligence on people exercising their right to protest.
And now they reckon there's a 'summer of rage' coming. Better charge those cameras, lads.
thebadPoll: Plastic bags in Catalonia
The results of the last poll were pretty clear (79% in favour of removing crucifixes from state school classrooms), so I thought I'd open another one today.
The ICV-EUIA (Green United Left) section of Catalonia's tripartite government has decided that it wants to eliminate plastic bags from Catalonia and to support its plan has proposed that a €0.20 charge be levied on each one offered to customers in Catalan shops. Naturally, some shopkeepers and householders will be up in arms over the idea but personally, I'm glad to hear something from ICV-EUIA that I heartily agree with.
My hometown in England is Modbury and Modbury was the first town in Europe to ban plastic bags entirely. All the town's shops agreed to a 3 month trial a couple of years back and it proved so successful that the ban became permanent. Some shopkeepers were hesitant at first but after they attended a meeting held by Modbury resident Rebecca Hoskins on the environmental impact of these awful things, they agreed to the plan.
I'm proud that Modbury has been at the vanguard of the anti-plastic bag movement and I've been considering making a proposition to Cerdanyola del Vallès Ajuntament that they do something similar (though translating policy from a town of under 1,500 people to a town of over 50,000 wouldn't be easy). What do you think? Is this a fuss about nothing or time the authorities moved to restrict the use of plastic bags? I've made the question 'Catalonia specific' because that's where the ICV-EUIA's proposal would take effect... but feel free to comment with any non-Catalonia opinions or news about similar plans elsewhere!
Lapland: A fun day out for all the family
This story has been fairly well covered in the British press but if you didn't hear about it, it's a classic.
Consumer Direct has received over 2,000 complaints about a Christmas-themed attraction park that failed to live up to its promises. The Lapland New Forest park promised an exciting Christmas experience, with reindeer, a bustling Christmas market, huskies and Father Christmas. The reality left a lot to be desired, given that it consisted of little more than a muddy yard with some fair-ground attractions, a hideous nativity scene, a 'magical tunnel of light' which turned out to be a few white Christmas trees with fairy lights on and a pen full of howling dogs.
While this sounds like something out of a hilarious comedy, the sad thing is that a lot of people seem to have been misled out of quite a lot of money (£30 per person). I can imagine I would have been utterly furious if I'd paid to go to this place.
The park's website is currently down, but the BBC have some photos of what it really looks like.
BNP Membership list leaked online
What appears to be the complete 2008 membership list for the British National Party has been leaked online today. The list includes names, addresses and occasionally phone numbers, qualifications and even hobbies.
There are already suggestions that this could lead to a collapse in the BNPs funding (by a mass exodus), and that the list might have been posted by a disgruntled party official.
This latest incident appears to be yet another debacle reflecting the seriously divided state of the BNP. While I'm not going to post a link to the list, it is easily available if you do a quick blog search (I've seen it). Sod it: Wikileaks has a copy of the list here.
UPDATE: I'm receiving an abnormally large number of direct visits (i.e. no referrer data) today. Could one of you please let me know where you saw my URL posted, so I can see the context, please?
thebadPoll: How should the British press refer to ETA?
Today's news of a senior commander's arrest in France has brought ETA into the British press again, rasing as it always does the question of nomenclature.
It is standard for British media organisations to refer to ETA as 'the Basque separatist group, ETA', a title which seems perfectly logical to me but which clearly upsets some Spaniards. So this week's poll considers the linguistics of terror and asks: how should the British press refer to ETA? Please feel free to use the comments section to explain why you picked what you picked.
UPDATED: Oops, forgot one of the choices.
"The bus is full"
Noel Edmonds has made a new play in his "biggest wanker ever" campaign. Now neck and neck with Jeremy Clarkson (no relation), Edmonds has called for immigrants to be thrown out and the UK's borders closed. According to the News Of The World:
“We can all go down the pub and go, ‘Oh it’s terrible, all these immigrants.’ But what are we going to do in Britain to change this toxic culture if we don’t say, ‘Enough is enough.’
“If I was Prime Minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border.
“Then we could work out how many people we’ve got here.
“Then you get people out who have committed crimes and you look at others who shouldn’t be here. Nobody knows how many people we’ve got here.”
Indeed. I avoided the boycott of TeleCinco for their anti-Catalan stance because I'm not that keen on boycotts. But Noel "cunt" Edmonds has made me rethink my position. "Noel's HQ", the wanker's new vehicle, will be avoided at all costs. Well, it would have been anyway, but now I won't even tune in to see if he kills another guest.
Shock, horror: UK government uses state broadcaster to broadcast propaganda
This story, which The Guardian broke yesterday, whill no doubt fill all freedom lovers with fear. Could it really be true that the British government, the PM of which has openly called for more resources to be dedicated to 'propaganda' in the media, the same government which sacked the entire board of directors of the BBC after the Corporation had the temerity to suggest they'd misled the public, would really use the state broadcasting service to broadcast specifically anti-Al Qaeda propaganda? Surely not!?!
As any fule know, the BBC has been used for this purpose for decades (since forever, basically). In many ways, there's not much wrong with it: anti-Al Qaeda messages are hardly harmful. But intentionally misleading people (like when they promoted the idea of Al Qaeda as some sort of cogent, identifiable enemy), is.
The BBC deny that this edition of Analysis was influenced by the government. So where, exactly, does 'security correspondent' Frank Gardner get his information from? I bet you a tenner that when he's talking about people as difficult to meet and assess as Al Qaeda, his mates at SIS or FCO give him a pretty good briefing. And why not? It's not like he's going to go to Waziristan himself to ask Osama if he's on hist last legs.
But it's not just the 'war on terror' which the British government operates via the BBC. Most official foreign policy positions are mirrored in BBC coverage. While it is fashionable to call the BBC 'biased' (normally because they report the deaths of Palestininan women and children, the bloody Trots!), in fact the Corporation is inherently tied to the establishment, and particularly when it comes to foreign policy. This is why the headline on Radio 4's PM programme yesterday wasn't "Is Russia redrawing the world map?" but "Russia redraws the world map" - exactly the UK's official line, and a far stronger headline than employed by The Guardian or Channel 4.
That anyone at the BBC or the UK government would try to deny what is an obvious, even understandable, state of affairs is hilarious. Almost as much as anyone thinking this is news.
Fawkes and the nasty right
Those of you who follow the UK political scene will be aware of the Guy Fawkes blog. For many, it's not much more than the most famous of many scurrilous, muck-raking (not that this is a bad thing), anti-Labour Westminster blogs.
But its composition, as well as its readership, is riddled with what might at best be termed 'dodgy' thinking. Comments on posts are generally uncensored and expose that the modern, Tory right wing has not changed, despite what Cameron would have us believe. They remain as nasty - and comtemptible - as ever. Those of you tempted to vote Tory in the next election (after all, it wouldn't make much difference, right?) - remember that Guido Fawkes is very popular not only with politically astute Conservative voters but also, apparently, with many of the party's activists.
Some comments from a thread that included a picture of Gordon Brown and a group of young boys:
"They all look like nice boys - are they aware of the turd-burgling snot-gobbler's predilections?"
"I hope Brown is paying for those rentboy's out of his own pocket.
You never know what these cunt's try to put on their expenses."
"He looks uncomfortable because he's dithering over which one to pick."
"Hey guys, we all know the filthy habits of Gay Gordo, but those are likely just ordinary innocent (so far) kids - unfair to call them rentboys just because that is what that foul perverted fucker likes."
"I wonder if the photographer got any shot's of Brown getting spit roasted.I'm sure his mate's at Liebour HQ would pay handsomely for them."
"next thing you know kids get touched up, then go missing, media blackout and files buried for 100yrs
geoffrey, how many times have i told you, naughty naughty, very naughty"
"So lads where is the nearest public lavatory?"
...and I haven't even posted the ones about Harriet Harman. Nice guys, huh? I always wonder what makes some men write such knowledgeable, angry depictions of the gay sex they claim to hate.
Oh, and the other day I saw someone referring to Labour as 'ZaNu LieBore' - possibly the worst attempt at making up a name since that whole 'Bliar' fiasco.
My nation is strong, your nation is shit
It has been a while since I touched on anything connected to the political/cultural temperature around here. I do have one pet theory that I've been chewing over for a few months now. It's not a particularly original idea so any of you who know the proper cultural studies term for it should let me know. I decided to write this after seeing the hilariously tragic TeleMadrid video over at South of Watford.
I'll start off by reiterating that I'm not a Catalan nationalist. I oppose nationalism in general as it doesn't really fit with any of my other beliefs and often seems to be a divisive concept. In this way, I also oppose Spanish, French and British nationalism. At the same time, I do not like the idea of a mono-cultured, mono-linguistic world where people's cultural differences are erased in the name of 'peace'. It wouldn't work and we'd lose a lot of what makes humanity so interesting.
Anyway, my theory is pretty simple. People who come from dominant, mono-cultured, mono-linguistic nation states are generally less sympathetic to the culture and 'nationality' of smaller, less dominant regions and countries.
At the same time, the most strident opponents of nationalism are nearly always from countries with very strong and safe nationalisms*. Example: John at Iberian Notes. He's an intelligent guy who sees absolutely no contradiction in slamming any and all movements which seek to promote Catalan culture, identity or autonomy... while at the same time being an extremely noisy cheerleader for American imperialism. His opposition to nationalism seems to go as far as La Franja (and takes in the Basque Country too). When looking at his own country, he seems completely oblivious of the fact that he strongly supports American nationalism. In the past, he has also expressed strong support for Israel (a highly nationalist society) but condemns Palestinian nationalism as dangerous (or 'terrorist'). And he's not alone: these are standard and accepted positions.**
Similarly, domestic opposition to Catalan nationalism is nearly always couched in the language of Spanish nationalism. There can be few arguments less logical than 'down with Catalan nationalism: one language for all Spaniards', a political movement which is being actively promoted by some Spanish politicians, El Mundo and various Spanish and ex-pat (i.e. British and American) bloggers.
Actually, it is often the ex-pats who are the most strident opponents of Catalan autonomy and culture. In my experience, people born in other areas of Spain who live and work here (often married to a Catalan), speak the language and generally support at least the status quo, and sometimes even the push for further autonomy. It has always been my German, French and British colleagues who find Catalans to be 'stupid', 'silly', 'pathetic' or 'dangerous' for insisting on speaking the language they feel most comfortable with. It is no coincidence that the British, French and German states are the world's most important historical nation-states.
In the end, what it comes down to is the perceived relative strength of one nation against another. If Catalonia were still the great nation it was for about 40 years, they might be the dominant nation-state, mocking the English for not speaking French, or those regionalist losers in Andalucia. They'd probably be just as bad as the British, the French and the Germans are now. And the British, the French and the Germans would no doubt feel the same indignation at being told they should speak another language in the shops on their own street, just to 'make things easier'.
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*This is not to say that just because someone's English, she cannot oppose nationalism.
**So, one man's nation is another man's region.
Plymouth – an example in civic planning?
I was most amused to see this description of my birthplace in the Encylopedia Britannica:
During World War II Plymouth suffered severe bomb damage from air raids. The new Plymouth has some of the finest commercial, shopping, and civic centres in Britain.
They should really have a policy on sarcasm.
Congratulations to Prince William
I just wanted to extend my warmest congratulations to Lieutenant Air Officer Sub-Lieutenant Commodore-in-Chief (Scotland and Submarines), His Royal Highness the Prince William of Wales on the news that he has been made a Royal Knight of the Garter* by his grandma.
This is the latest honour the young prince has earned but it's definitely the best yet.
And some royal correspondents are already talking up the prince's chances of earning the titles Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay in the future. Talk about an achiever.
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*No comments referring to aristocratic men and their proclivities for wearing women's underwear will be published. The Royal Garter just sounds like it's women's underwear, and so doesn't count.
Ah, there's lovely

George Bush waves to the crowds photographers from the steps of his London pied-à-terre.
Scientology is a cult
A fifteen year-old in London is being threatened with prosecution after City of London police caught him with a placard reading "Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult." at a demonstration outside the cult's London headquarters. The boy was told he wasn't allowed to use 'that word' and after refusing to get rid of his placard, was served a court order.
The City of London police have been nvolved in controversies concerning the Scientology cult before. Their chief helped open the cult's HQ in 2006 and was full of praise for their spiritual enrichment of society. Without much more evidence to hand, I'd say that this whole things stinks and that another police force (like the Met) should take over the policing of the cult's headquarters... it sounds like the City of London police has far too close ties to be able to act in the spirit of Britain's law. Freedom of expression is being rep
Incidentally, the fifteen year-old's placard was poorly written, in my opinion. "Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult" is slightly misleading because 'cult' and 'religion' are not mutually exclusive terms. A far simpler "Scientology is a cult" would probably have done the trick and would still have been perfectly accurate.
