Tag Archives: badrash.com

Worst website in the world?

Thursday - 14 April 2005

Now, the badrash.com is no masterpiece of design or originality. But every now and then, I stumble upon a website so poorly designed, so badly implemented, so unintentionally awful that it deserves attention. Call it snobbery. Because that's what it is.

FVA Management. Hive of design consultants, life coaches and er… site hosting, FVA is a classic of early web design. This is one of those websites clearly run by one man who can do eveything. A bit like my website is. Take a look at FVA – try it on for size… see if you can spot:

  • Images instead of text, making it impossible for anyone with special accessibility requirements (or mobile browsers/text browsers) to browse the site. cf: badrash.com
  • Broken links. Easily done? Yes, when you confuse "" with "/". The classic 'slash' mix-up… something easily remedied by testing your site before (or even after) uploading.
  • Flashing/rotating images (the animated GIF nightmare) which seem custom made to induce epilepsy and/or flashbacks from Glastonbury 1999.
  • Fake webcounter. This classic feature of the shit website looks like a real counter, but in fact isn't one! A work of pure genius. I sat here for 25 minutes waiting for the numbers to stop spinning.

And much, much more. FVA Management wins this snob's certificate of achievement in the creation of bad and ugly websites. The best thing? He's a web designer! I found out about him because he designed the site for gemma's company. A site which I shall be redesigning. In my own image.

Selling your soul

Tuesday - 15 March 2005

"Do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call, every word you say is suspect, you're a corporate whore and eh, end of story." Bill Hicks.

Davina McCall, can you hear me? You know that hair colourant which you do the commercial for? Where you talk with your 'Mum' about how great the hair colour you've achieved is? And you're not in character… you're just Davina? And you say 'love you' to your 'Mum'? And how much did they pay you to say that? Hopefully it was a lot of money. I imagine it would be. You wouldn't sell your feelings for your 'Mum' for just a few grand. Those feelings must be worth a lot of money. I hope they paid you every penny. So now, when you say 'love you' to your 'Mum' you can think of the money you were paid for the time you said that. LOVE YOU.

There is something inherently wrong with selling your emotions to a company who will use them in order to market a product. There is something immoral about writing a song for someone and then selling it to a company who will then use it to market a product. When you make the decision to put a price tag on your emotions, you say 'you can buy me for this'. All this ought to be obvious. Indeed, there are many songwriters and artists who do not sell their emotions like that.

But what about beliefs? Is it right to sell your beliefs to people? Example: if I am a socialist, is it right for me to CAPITALISE on my beliefs by selling them to other people? Case in point: badrash.com (no, not this website! I'm talking about the usurpers, badrash.com).

The guys next door. They are self proclaimed lefties. Gay rights, veganism, not being a Republican: nothing is too extreme or alternative for them. They are literally subverting normality with their radical ideology. Their motto/catchphrase if you will is "Anarchy to vegan. In and out. And all ends except right". Clever huh? I bet you feel utterly subverted having read that. Do you see what they've done? They've managed to say that they represent every possible position in the political spectrum. Except the right wing. Genius. That's what you've gotta love about these guys. Their hearts are in the right place. Not the "Right" place like Hitler or Bush, no: I mean the correct place. IE we are totally down with the kids. Buy our stuff.

And just to prove how utterly committed to socialism and all anti-capitalist movements (yes, every single one), they are selling LEFT-WING BRANDED MERCHANDISE on their website.

Way to go, boys. Like Tony Blair, you've found a reliable way to CASH IN on left wing sentiments and MAKE MONEY out of them. So you and your fellow pseudo-socialists can all go in uniform, branded identically like good little soldiers of capitalism.

Salient points:
(1) we are not all united on the left. Indeed, 'the left' itself is something of a myth created by those with more reactionary and conservative opinions. In fact, the spectrum of ideologies represented in the left wing make it logically impossible that you could support all at the same time. It is people like this who have no coherent beliefs and a simple "CONTRA" attitude who give socialism a bad name. Grow up.

(2) it is not cool to be a profiteer. No one likes a man who turns up at the barricade with t-shirts for sale. You cannot be on both sides at once. Make up your minds.

(3) it is illegal under equal opportunities law (which was introduced across the world on the back of decent trade union members campaigning for equality for all – a truly noble cause) to design your website in a way that it is not accessible to disabled people. Particularly in the cases of businesses, but also for all other websites, it is illegal and immoral to deny access to people unable to read text-images. Any website – particularly one pretending to be down with the kids, and not a profiteering shop – would be well advised to at least provide a text based version of the site available for those who need to use a special browser to view html pages. Or do you just hate disabled people?

our children are waiting for an education that lacks the funding to spark their interst and help them grow.

Thursday - 26 February 2004

-yes, folks, that's right! we must develop interst. badrash.com has elaborated on their originally crap design to make it look a little better, until you realise that they have just used one big image-map to create their site. you still can't access any of the pages, but you can't really have everything, now, can you?

badrash.com

Friday - 21 November 2003

Amazingly, the website which has half-stolen my domain name is also the worst designed website ever!

All the text is made from images (this is illegal as it contravenes equal opportunities legislation referring to access to information for the disabled and the blind), with no 'alt' text or labels; the images themselves are of poor quality and were probably optimised in Paintbrush; the whole page is ONE image, in fact! The site is full of links pointing to 'coming soon' pages. The only links which work are a 'pins' page, with exactly the information you can read on the front page, and this page, 'Ordering Info', which gives you instructions on how to buy the items which you cannot see, read about or find out about.

Try viewing it in text only browser lynx.

Stunning business site there, hippies. It was all just a myth, and Richard Branson (the #1 hippie tycoon) was just a blip on the otherwise flatline of waster business acumen. Oh but they got politics.
Tch!